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stole this from Madpolar
18 years ago
Oh, and I love his art, hence why I found it there.
WRATH
1. With whom did you last get angry?: My mom... annoys the fuck outta me with all the worring about pointless things. Damn sometimes she's pointless
2. What is your weapon of choice?: swords, definitely. wanna get a massive sword collection one day with at least 70% being fully functional (not those swords that are for looks only of course)
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: It would be extremely rare.
4. How about of the same sex?: Yeah, if I was angry enough or had no other choice I would
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: My mom... I'm too lazy appearantly.
6. What is your pet peeve?: bible humpers.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: i don't waste time on grudges.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time: one thing?... umm.. brush my teeth.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: four pm. after having gone to sleep at midnight.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: too many to count
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: huh? oops.. guess I forgot.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: hell no
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: workout? you mean, working outside? .....
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: ermmm.. the most Is long enough it was an hour and a half after I was supposed to get up.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Anything that's actually healthy (Adwalla super food drink for instance)
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: white.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Meh, haven't really drunk much.. just a bit here and there
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: nah. don't care for that stuff
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: No.. though i do need to get this stomach gone.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Sweet, but not too sweet.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?: noo.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: 1
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: 1 (hey, I'm still young!)
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: heheh.. I'm prone to do that actually, but I quickly slide my gaze away.
4. Have you done it?: huh what?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: errmm.. well, chest, obviously. nice butt and eyes come second. (that's dependant on weather I prey my eyes off her rack to look at hers, or she turns away in disgust.)
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: nope
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: nope. though I wouldn't mind one or a check card.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: book stores.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: umm.. well, get myself a new place to live. obviously. thisplace is falling apart.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich, damn it. but the problem is with riches comes fame.. kinda a done deal in one way or a nother.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?:
when I was a kid, food. now.. mp3's
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: I had roughly 10 hours worth of music.. until my slave drive died.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Ummm..nothing really. Pride doesn't really seem appropraite for me. I'm pious like that.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: ummm.. stayed with the job that I'm at? I'm not sure, I don't read their minds.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: well, get a degree in some college diploma given profession.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: no, it's better then being in last place.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: no.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: no
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: umm.. again, nothing really, I have no reason for pride in my life, for it clouds one's mind.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: High speed internet and a Wii with metroid prime 3
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: hah! you wouldn't catch me on that show.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Umm.. super man. Getta look at the ladies in the public showers at the pools.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: no..
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: who hasnt? I agree. I've seen guys and like, "damn, wish I had his abs (had a six pack)
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: hmm.. confidence, first thing that comes to mind anyway. second would be better people skills.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: I guess.. sloth. loves my sleep.. should go and get some.
THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: Something aking to wiccan.
2. What religion were you raised as?: baptist I believe.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: well.. most "religous" stuff is human made, so obviously, human property.
4. Do you have your own commandments?: yeah.
5. What was the last promise you broke?: hrmm.. probably the one I can't think of right now. (aka. I fail at keeping a good number of promises)
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: yes, those that I have to make while forced to go to church by my dad or gran-parents.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: hell no. to be human is to err.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: no, didn't really plan on getting even one thing I wanted.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: steady employment (for it means I'll stay living and not worry about scraping things together day to day.)
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: yeah.. it's both a virtue and vice of humanity.
4. Freedom or fate?: equal parts freedom and fate really. For there is an infinite amount of fates to come to pass, and you've got the freedom to pick out which fate you get. (like those who choose to be gangsters have the fate to either be killed or put in jail someday.)
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: nay.
6. Do you gamble?: nay
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: yeah, work. even with a stomach flu I went to work once.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?: Right now I see no cause that I care to support nor can support adequately.
2. What causes have you given money or time to?: staying alive (keeping myself alive that is.)
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: yeah.. sorted out winter clothing once for Salvation army.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: Ummm.. no thank you.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: no we really don't have homeless people around here.. not enough anyways to litter the street every day and night.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: yeah, burrowing money for food.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?:umm.. well, truthfully one would have to -have- friends first.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?: Deep water while in a car. scares the fuck outta me. Other then that.. nothing.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?: Umm... my days usually don't have anything brave to deal with.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?: really.. I don't have one.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: it's a very slim chance I would.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: well, Brains, for the heart is fickle and can be easily broken. Brains aren't, and can only atrophy if not used constantly (so I'll use it constantly)
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?: Hell yeah, every time. I'm shy. though working with people in my job.. making it easier slightly.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: Neither. for I wouldn't want to give up my freedom, nor would I want someone to give up theirs.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: nay
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: I would try to find a way out of it. I mean, hell, they disquallified me when i wanted to voluntarily join up, so they can go fuck a cow.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: yes, with no chance of obsolution. but it should be absolutely certain they did it (some people died when it was first instated due to mistaken idenity or something like that.)
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: Umm.. what? man, this is a stupid question. stupidity should be illegal.
5. Do you believe that George W. is rightfully President of the USA?: hell no.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: i dont watch the media .. I don't have tv. A surprisingly good thing in some ways, not so good in others.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: nay
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: food.
2. Do you collect anything?: Books, rocks, gems
3. Are you addicted to anything?: Life! it's a precious thing with many wonders.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: a few times.. until walmart stopped that all
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: I wish I hadn't waited till I was 18 to find a job
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: some things, but not really
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?: No one. For they just think they are wise, and seem wise to those who don't know what the other person knows.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: nay
3. Do you take advice when it's given?: I take it into consideration and come up with my own advice and weigh which will have the most favorable outcome.
4. What area are you wisest in?: nothing, for I'm not wise. I would be a fool to say I am.
5. Do you drive defensively?: drive? I don't even have a car nor license.
6. What did you learn today?: umm... that the fryers in the store I work at are a bit slow in their countdown.
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: errmm.. 'tis a tie really.. either justice or prudence.
WRATH
1. With whom did you last get angry?: My mom... annoys the fuck outta me with all the worring about pointless things. Damn sometimes she's pointless
2. What is your weapon of choice?: swords, definitely. wanna get a massive sword collection one day with at least 70% being fully functional (not those swords that are for looks only of course)
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: It would be extremely rare.
4. How about of the same sex?: Yeah, if I was angry enough or had no other choice I would
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: My mom... I'm too lazy appearantly.
6. What is your pet peeve?: bible humpers.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: i don't waste time on grudges.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time: one thing?... umm.. brush my teeth.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: four pm. after having gone to sleep at midnight.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: too many to count
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: huh? oops.. guess I forgot.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: hell no
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: workout? you mean, working outside? .....
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: ermmm.. the most Is long enough it was an hour and a half after I was supposed to get up.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Anything that's actually healthy (Adwalla super food drink for instance)
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: white.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Meh, haven't really drunk much.. just a bit here and there
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: nah. don't care for that stuff
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: No.. though i do need to get this stomach gone.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Sweet, but not too sweet.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?: noo.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: 1
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: 1 (hey, I'm still young!)
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: heheh.. I'm prone to do that actually, but I quickly slide my gaze away.
4. Have you done it?: huh what?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: errmm.. well, chest, obviously. nice butt and eyes come second. (that's dependant on weather I prey my eyes off her rack to look at hers, or she turns away in disgust.)
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: nope
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: nope. though I wouldn't mind one or a check card.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: book stores.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: umm.. well, get myself a new place to live. obviously. thisplace is falling apart.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich, damn it. but the problem is with riches comes fame.. kinda a done deal in one way or a nother.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?:
when I was a kid, food. now.. mp3's
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: I had roughly 10 hours worth of music.. until my slave drive died.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Ummm..nothing really. Pride doesn't really seem appropraite for me. I'm pious like that.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: ummm.. stayed with the job that I'm at? I'm not sure, I don't read their minds.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: well, get a degree in some college diploma given profession.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: no, it's better then being in last place.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: no.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: no
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: umm.. again, nothing really, I have no reason for pride in my life, for it clouds one's mind.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: High speed internet and a Wii with metroid prime 3
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: hah! you wouldn't catch me on that show.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Umm.. super man. Getta look at the ladies in the public showers at the pools.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: no..
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: who hasnt? I agree. I've seen guys and like, "damn, wish I had his abs (had a six pack)
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: hmm.. confidence, first thing that comes to mind anyway. second would be better people skills.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: I guess.. sloth. loves my sleep.. should go and get some.
THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: Something aking to wiccan.
2. What religion were you raised as?: baptist I believe.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: well.. most "religous" stuff is human made, so obviously, human property.
4. Do you have your own commandments?: yeah.
5. What was the last promise you broke?: hrmm.. probably the one I can't think of right now. (aka. I fail at keeping a good number of promises)
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: yes, those that I have to make while forced to go to church by my dad or gran-parents.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: hell no. to be human is to err.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: no, didn't really plan on getting even one thing I wanted.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: steady employment (for it means I'll stay living and not worry about scraping things together day to day.)
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: yeah.. it's both a virtue and vice of humanity.
4. Freedom or fate?: equal parts freedom and fate really. For there is an infinite amount of fates to come to pass, and you've got the freedom to pick out which fate you get. (like those who choose to be gangsters have the fate to either be killed or put in jail someday.)
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: nay.
6. Do you gamble?: nay
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: yeah, work. even with a stomach flu I went to work once.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?: Right now I see no cause that I care to support nor can support adequately.
2. What causes have you given money or time to?: staying alive (keeping myself alive that is.)
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: yeah.. sorted out winter clothing once for Salvation army.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: Ummm.. no thank you.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: no we really don't have homeless people around here.. not enough anyways to litter the street every day and night.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: yeah, burrowing money for food.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?:umm.. well, truthfully one would have to -have- friends first.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?: Deep water while in a car. scares the fuck outta me. Other then that.. nothing.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?: Umm... my days usually don't have anything brave to deal with.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?: really.. I don't have one.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: it's a very slim chance I would.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: well, Brains, for the heart is fickle and can be easily broken. Brains aren't, and can only atrophy if not used constantly (so I'll use it constantly)
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?: Hell yeah, every time. I'm shy. though working with people in my job.. making it easier slightly.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: Neither. for I wouldn't want to give up my freedom, nor would I want someone to give up theirs.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: nay
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: I would try to find a way out of it. I mean, hell, they disquallified me when i wanted to voluntarily join up, so they can go fuck a cow.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: yes, with no chance of obsolution. but it should be absolutely certain they did it (some people died when it was first instated due to mistaken idenity or something like that.)
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: Umm.. what? man, this is a stupid question. stupidity should be illegal.
5. Do you believe that George W. is rightfully President of the USA?: hell no.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: i dont watch the media .. I don't have tv. A surprisingly good thing in some ways, not so good in others.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: nay
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: food.
2. Do you collect anything?: Books, rocks, gems
3. Are you addicted to anything?: Life! it's a precious thing with many wonders.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: a few times.. until walmart stopped that all
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: I wish I hadn't waited till I was 18 to find a job
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: some things, but not really
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?: No one. For they just think they are wise, and seem wise to those who don't know what the other person knows.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: nay
3. Do you take advice when it's given?: I take it into consideration and come up with my own advice and weigh which will have the most favorable outcome.
4. What area are you wisest in?: nothing, for I'm not wise. I would be a fool to say I am.
5. Do you drive defensively?: drive? I don't even have a car nor license.
6. What did you learn today?: umm... that the fryers in the store I work at are a bit slow in their countdown.
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: errmm.. 'tis a tie really.. either justice or prudence.
