Hail to thee, placeholder (ask a drunk writer whatever)
15 years ago
Currently closed for story commissions! See this journal for details if you want to look anyway.
This is not me linking to the machinima song, this is me pushing that rather tall journal off the front of my page.
Oh, also I'm drunk, but that has very little to do with that.
I seem to recall the tradition is that when Green gets drunk, people ask him things. Yes... let's go with that.
Anyone?
Oh, also I'm drunk, but that has very little to do with that.
I seem to recall the tradition is that when Green gets drunk, people ask him things. Yes... let's go with that.
Anyone?
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Anyhow, assuming I didn't catch this after you've passed out, what are the origins of the green tongue and the dog whose face remains entrenched in flame?
BurningDogFace, like TastesLikeGreen, was plucked out of the air because I never thought I'd do anything significant with the account. That wasn't a random collection of words, I'd just been watching Burnt Face Man cartoons, and in one episode, the narrator attaches the new sidekick 'Burnt Face Dog' to him, which was literally a dog whose face had been burnt to match the superhero's. Although this was a one-off gag meant to lead to the "Burnt Face Man vs. PETA" incident, I thought it was amusing enough to name a YouTube account I thought would never go anywhere after.
Now, to non-sequitor into the troll territory... fuckin' magnets. How do they work? =P