I took this meme from  Sarcy I put my own perverted twist on this one so watch out :)

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Well, my pony is a friend of mine on facebook, so yes lol
Been arrested? --- Only if I actually got caught lol
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Nah
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Only when I had a night job, its tough being a lesbian vampire's bodyguard
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- I can't fall asleep when I'm not in home or in a comfy spot, it just doesn't work. If I try it usually ends up with me grunting loudly like a stallion and that's just awkward to explain to the chaplain
Ran a red light? --- I still have my business license in Amsterdam but whores can be tricky to deal with
Been suspended from school? --- Sorry, not into body modification
Experienced love at first sight? --- Sure have, but when I got closer I found out it was one of those inflatable novelty sheep sex dolls, I swear it was a butterball turkey. Then again why would a porn shop sell raw turkeys?
Totaled your car in an accident? --- I thought I could hold it in but I ended up flooding the car badly and that smell doesnt come out easy
Been fired from a job? --- I'm not sure lol
Fired somebody? --- Nope, so far nobody's teeth have raked my pubes
Sang karaoke? --- Hell no I'm a wallflower lol
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Does my penis count as a gun? If it does, then...no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- This meme being one of those things
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Well, it wasn't something I intended on drinking lol
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- I did until my gym teacher admitted to me later as an adult that wasn't actually snow
Kissed in the rain? --- My pony accepts kisses anywhere lol
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- I love my pet death, he loves having his hair combed, his farts can be deadly though
Seen someone die? --- Only in movies or in my nightmares or on the inside
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes, though I don't recommend playing with farm animals I found out sheep are rather passionate kissers
Sang in the shower? --- Yes, I love to sing "HOLY FUCK THIS IS SUDDENLY HOT/COLD!"
Smoked a cigar? --- Nope, but apparently a good Cuban cigar smells just like a mare, might have to see if that's true
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yeah, I snuck up on Blitzen once and I woke up with two cloven hoofmarks to my forehead, never knew Santa had female reindeer
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Stationary or moving pictures? One is a lot less creepier when it involves cucumbers
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No but karma will see to it that it will happen someday
Skipped school? --- Yep, once I went straight to sobbing alone under the bleachers, how I met my most loyal partner, Mrs Palm
Eaten a bug? --- Yeah, get your girlfriend checked out for crabs
Sleepwalked? --- Apparently I was found spooning with the Christmas tree one year
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Beaches kind of scare me actually
Ridden a motorcycle? --- Not only ridden, but I own one
Dumped someone? --- Only the Cosby kids at the pool
Forgotten your anniversary? --- Lets just say hell hath no fury like that of an alpha mare scorned
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- Haven't been able to avoid a ticket yet lol
Ridden on a helicopter? --- I haven't had a chance to try that with a woman yet
Shaved your head? --- Hair grows there? Oh...you mean my head hair...
Blacked out from drinking? --- Not from drinking, but I blacked out when a horse bit my nipple once
Played a prank on someone? --- My favorite prank involved a super soaker, in-heat doe's urine, a game ranch, and my second ex girlfriend
Hit a home run? --- No but I did hit many balls...that sounds bad
Felt like killing someone? --- Killing people is bad mkay?
Cross-dressed? --- Sure have, horse tack fits either gender very well
Been falling-down drunk? --- I have a hard enough time keeping my balance when completely sober
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- I don't know, horses don't really cry out of sadness
Eaten snake? --- I'm a bit of a sexual paraphile but that sounds dangerous
Marched/Protested? --- Marching band was just weird
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No but I did have them for dinner once. I don't recommend it, they kept me up all night
Puked on amusement ride? --- Nailed a maintenance tech with a 60mph vomit bomb once. She almost found me
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes but my Campaign Against Kids (CAK) never got a good start
Been in a band? --- Oh, the middle school years, I thought band was a way to escape figuring my sexual feelings out. I was so wrong, horribly wrong.
Knitted? --- I love my custom fit gherkin
Been on TV? --- Only once, my mom wrapped me up in towel and left me there to dry
Shot a gun? --- I discovered that guns are surprisingly resilient to bullets
Skinny-dipped? --- Yep, but I had dipped downstream from a lot of shedding cattle so when I got out I was fully clothed
Caused someone to need stitches? --- Yeah, she told me to stuff her with my sausage so I got my salami roll out of the fridge
Ridden a surfboard? --- No way, fiberglass would make my crotch itch so bad
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- No but I have drank straight from an udder, I thank my mom
Had surgery? --- I had always felt having 3 testicles was a little odd
Streaked? --- I love tearing my halter off and showing off in the pasture
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Almost. My friends dared me to teabag a bear trap but I have balls of steel. Still cut me up a little though
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yeah, its called sleeping
Peed on a bush? --- I've peed on a LOT of things, including a dog that was peeing on my pee
Donated Blood? --- Yeah but the red cross refused to accept used tampons
Grabbed electric fence? --- But they taste so tingly its hard to resist
Eaten alligator meat? --- The snake question applies equally to this one
Eaten cheesecake? --- unlike the snake question this would be delicious, especially covered in cherries
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- You want something dirty for this one? Well...I'm running out of ideas I'm sorry lol
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Unfortunately yes. Hit a deer with my truck, and killed a few animals in my meats class. Made the saddest hamburgers I'd ever tasted.
Peed your pants in public? --- Does public school count? If so, there was this time in the first grade I was soaked head to toe because I was so scared of the teacher
Written graffiti? --- yeah but she almost never writes back, and when she does its almost illegible
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- Depends on who thinks you shouldn't love them
Think about the future? --- Yep, my court date for indecent exposure couldn't get here soon enough. Last time my girlfriend and I ever Doggy Style at the dog park
Been in handcuffs? --- *yawn* Next?
Believe in love? --- What kind of question is this, of course I do lol