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14 years ago
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1. Are your parents married or divorced? Father died, so I guess the answer would be neither
2. Are you a vegetarian? No but I'd like to be, being a horse and all. Though its been shown horses have a carnivorous streak lol
3. Do you believe in Heaven? I can hope there is some kind of afterlife but there likely is not. The only afterlife I know of is living on through others memories, and even that isnt immortal
4. Have you ever come close to dying? Almost t-boned an SUV on my scooter, and some fuckstain cut me off and slammed on his brakes while I was riding my motorcycle. Wasn't injured either time
5. What jewelery do you wear 24/7? If I weren't afraid of it getting damaged I'd wear the bracelet I made out of the special horses' tail hairs in my life
6. Favorite time of day? Any time I have free time
7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? I don't always eat broccoli. But when I do, I prefer the florets
8. Do you wear makeup? Does bits of dirt, food, and snot my pony wipes on my face when she grooms me counts?
9. Ever have plastic surgery? No, and the kind I want wouldn't be appropriate for public discussion lol
11. What do you wear to bed? Usually just boxer briefs, sometimes nothing at all. Don't break into my house unless you want to be tackled by a hairy fat dude wielding a horse dildo
12. Have you ever done anything illegal? Who hasn't done something illegal? Jesus I'd hate to meet that person. And yes, I've done illegal things. Things you didn't know were possible
13. Can you roll your tongue? I can roll it into a tube. Chicks who can do this give great blowjobs
14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? My eyebrows took martial arts lessons from Chuck Norris. They cannot be tamed.
15. What kind of sneakers? I wear whatever was cheap and fits me at the time
17. What is your Hair colour? Some ugly ass brown color. With a little blonde
18. Future child’s name? I will name my first child George regardless of gender. And it will be pronounced Bob
19. Do you snore? Probably, I have no idea really
20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? The Shetland Islands so I can meet my ponies ancestors. And maybe pet one
21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I won't even touch this one. But no
22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Pay off my debts, pay my mother for all her help over the years
23. Gold or silver? I prefer Palomino and Blue Roan
24. Hamburger or hot dog? Hamburgers for sure, so much variety can be had
25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? I'm actually not too fond of any one food in particular
26. City, beach or country? I would love to live in the country, but not too far from a city, I like having modern conveniences
27. What was the last thing you touched? Your brain cells, which I stimulated through your eyes reading the letters of an electronic transmission I submitted when it says I submitted it, which I created typing on a keyboard with my fingers fueled by nervous impulses sent through my body to my fingers from my brain, where this insane idea originated several days ago.
28. Where did you eat last? A homemade pizza I made moments ago
29. When’s the last time you cried? A few days ago, I woke up from a bad dream crying
30. Do you read blogs? Pony blogs for sure
31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? I don't have the body for that either, but horses can sometimes be gender ambiguous
32. Ever been involved with the police? Just some traffic tickets so far. I can't expect this to stay the same forever lol
33. What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap? I use Straight Arrow's Mane and Tail horse shampoo. I'm not kidding, this stuff is great
34. Do you talk in your sleep? Sometimes my greatest ideas are muttered while sleeping. But theres never a recorder going
35. Ocean or pool? I would prefer a pool though I dont remember the last time I swam
36. So, who has the original missing questions? Wha huh?
37. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend? I would take a 4x4 and a motocross bike...oh wait you mean a sexual threesome. Oh...well thats private
38. Window seat or aisle? How about the train seat I'd rather sit in instead of a plane lol
39. Ever met anyone famous? Ya know, I don't believe I have ever met anyone with any sort of fame
40. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life? Not yet. I need some land and enough financial security to not live paycheck to paycheck first
41. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I just fuckin eat it I don't know
42. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Oprah, she might give me free shit
43. Basketball or Football? Football, since its actually being played right now
44. How long do your showers last? Long enough for me to get off. Twice
45. Automatic or do you drive a stick? Automatic, but I can operate a motorcycle, take from that what you will
46. Cake or ice cream? BOTH
47. Are you self-conscious? I don't think I have ever done something I felt couldn't offend someone else
48. Have you ever drank so much you threw up? Alcohol wise? I've never drank enough to get drunk in the first place
49. Have you ever given money to a beggar? If I happened to have change, probably not
50. Have you been in love? Yep, still there too, will be for a while. Don't bother waiting for me go on ahead
51. Where do you wish you were? With my pony
52. Are you wearing socks? Yes...
53. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Not yet :D
54. Can you tango? Depends on what you mean by tango. But in any case probably not
55. Last gift you received? A small pocket knife from my creepy ass coworker. Its nice I might need to use it against him someday
56. Last sport you played? Bowling! And I sucked pretty hard too
57. Things you spend a lot of money on? My pony and bowling
58. Where do you live? Motherfuckin Baytown, Tejas. Gawd I want out of here
59. Where were you born? Motherfuckin Baytown
60. Last wedding attended? Shit I have no idea
61. What is one thing you would like to accomplish before you die? I want to have a job that I respect and enjoy. /workaholic
62. Favorite cartoon? I'm gonna have to go with Ren and Stimpy. DOH HO HO HO YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY MLP FIM! Its an extremely close second, but I must pay my respects to the cartoon that warped me into the offensive warped fucker I am today
63. Most hated food? I actually do not like chinese food. at all. Fortune cookies don't count
64. What’s your most favorite? Anything I cook lol
65. Can you sing? I sing like a horse. Take a wild guess
66. Last person you instant messaged? Sharpie Sabre!
67. Last place you went on holiday? To Work. OH SNAP!
68. Favorite regular drink? Whole Milk. Yes. I drink that stuff
69. Current Song? MGMT - Kids. For current generation music its not that bad
rhaen1. Are your parents married or divorced? Father died, so I guess the answer would be neither
2. Are you a vegetarian? No but I'd like to be, being a horse and all. Though its been shown horses have a carnivorous streak lol
3. Do you believe in Heaven? I can hope there is some kind of afterlife but there likely is not. The only afterlife I know of is living on through others memories, and even that isnt immortal
4. Have you ever come close to dying? Almost t-boned an SUV on my scooter, and some fuckstain cut me off and slammed on his brakes while I was riding my motorcycle. Wasn't injured either time
5. What jewelery do you wear 24/7? If I weren't afraid of it getting damaged I'd wear the bracelet I made out of the special horses' tail hairs in my life
6. Favorite time of day? Any time I have free time
7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? I don't always eat broccoli. But when I do, I prefer the florets
8. Do you wear makeup? Does bits of dirt, food, and snot my pony wipes on my face when she grooms me counts?
9. Ever have plastic surgery? No, and the kind I want wouldn't be appropriate for public discussion lol
11. What do you wear to bed? Usually just boxer briefs, sometimes nothing at all. Don't break into my house unless you want to be tackled by a hairy fat dude wielding a horse dildo
12. Have you ever done anything illegal? Who hasn't done something illegal? Jesus I'd hate to meet that person. And yes, I've done illegal things. Things you didn't know were possible
13. Can you roll your tongue? I can roll it into a tube. Chicks who can do this give great blowjobs
14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? My eyebrows took martial arts lessons from Chuck Norris. They cannot be tamed.
15. What kind of sneakers? I wear whatever was cheap and fits me at the time
17. What is your Hair colour? Some ugly ass brown color. With a little blonde
18. Future child’s name? I will name my first child George regardless of gender. And it will be pronounced Bob
19. Do you snore? Probably, I have no idea really
20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? The Shetland Islands so I can meet my ponies ancestors. And maybe pet one
21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I won't even touch this one. But no
22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Pay off my debts, pay my mother for all her help over the years
23. Gold or silver? I prefer Palomino and Blue Roan
24. Hamburger or hot dog? Hamburgers for sure, so much variety can be had
25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? I'm actually not too fond of any one food in particular
26. City, beach or country? I would love to live in the country, but not too far from a city, I like having modern conveniences
27. What was the last thing you touched? Your brain cells, which I stimulated through your eyes reading the letters of an electronic transmission I submitted when it says I submitted it, which I created typing on a keyboard with my fingers fueled by nervous impulses sent through my body to my fingers from my brain, where this insane idea originated several days ago.
28. Where did you eat last? A homemade pizza I made moments ago
29. When’s the last time you cried? A few days ago, I woke up from a bad dream crying
30. Do you read blogs? Pony blogs for sure
31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? I don't have the body for that either, but horses can sometimes be gender ambiguous
32. Ever been involved with the police? Just some traffic tickets so far. I can't expect this to stay the same forever lol
33. What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap? I use Straight Arrow's Mane and Tail horse shampoo. I'm not kidding, this stuff is great
34. Do you talk in your sleep? Sometimes my greatest ideas are muttered while sleeping. But theres never a recorder going
35. Ocean or pool? I would prefer a pool though I dont remember the last time I swam
36. So, who has the original missing questions? Wha huh?
37. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend? I would take a 4x4 and a motocross bike...oh wait you mean a sexual threesome. Oh...well thats private
38. Window seat or aisle? How about the train seat I'd rather sit in instead of a plane lol
39. Ever met anyone famous? Ya know, I don't believe I have ever met anyone with any sort of fame
40. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life? Not yet. I need some land and enough financial security to not live paycheck to paycheck first
41. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I just fuckin eat it I don't know
42. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Oprah, she might give me free shit
43. Basketball or Football? Football, since its actually being played right now
44. How long do your showers last? Long enough for me to get off. Twice
45. Automatic or do you drive a stick? Automatic, but I can operate a motorcycle, take from that what you will
46. Cake or ice cream? BOTH
47. Are you self-conscious? I don't think I have ever done something I felt couldn't offend someone else
48. Have you ever drank so much you threw up? Alcohol wise? I've never drank enough to get drunk in the first place
49. Have you ever given money to a beggar? If I happened to have change, probably not
50. Have you been in love? Yep, still there too, will be for a while. Don't bother waiting for me go on ahead
51. Where do you wish you were? With my pony
52. Are you wearing socks? Yes...
53. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Not yet :D
54. Can you tango? Depends on what you mean by tango. But in any case probably not
55. Last gift you received? A small pocket knife from my creepy ass coworker. Its nice I might need to use it against him someday
56. Last sport you played? Bowling! And I sucked pretty hard too
57. Things you spend a lot of money on? My pony and bowling
58. Where do you live? Motherfuckin Baytown, Tejas. Gawd I want out of here
59. Where were you born? Motherfuckin Baytown
60. Last wedding attended? Shit I have no idea
61. What is one thing you would like to accomplish before you die? I want to have a job that I respect and enjoy. /workaholic
62. Favorite cartoon? I'm gonna have to go with Ren and Stimpy. DOH HO HO HO YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY MLP FIM! Its an extremely close second, but I must pay my respects to the cartoon that warped me into the offensive warped fucker I am today
63. Most hated food? I actually do not like chinese food. at all. Fortune cookies don't count
64. What’s your most favorite? Anything I cook lol
65. Can you sing? I sing like a horse. Take a wild guess
66. Last person you instant messaged? Sharpie Sabre!
67. Last place you went on holiday? To Work. OH SNAP!
68. Favorite regular drink? Whole Milk. Yes. I drink that stuff
69. Current Song? MGMT - Kids. For current generation music its not that bad
Ellen DeGeneres is guaranteed to give you free stuff. Oprah may only give in once in a while. I know my talk show hosts. xD
You sunnuva bitch. You stole my idea! *swats the pony*