Go with swatcher c: Coco and swatcher would go to the local carnival, coco burping out and changing others into balloons/squeaky animals as well as ride the now free rides all night with swatch.

We spend the rest of the night folding the stragglers into balloon giraffes.

Well, if Phit isn't an option, I'd probably opt for Phthalo (I'd say it would be the most fun).

Duke would be a close second though.

...um... do you have any plans for female characters, or is male more your thing?

Oh right, there was more.

Well, let's see...
With Phit it would be having a rather nice session where I can relieve tensions by doing things that would harm non-stretchy people. Then probably a little wearing. Maybe try to tease him from within.

Phthalo, I'd nearly turn it over to him. Give him free artistic reign on the canvas of myself. Then probably a jaunt in public before a more private "portrait" session.

Oh well you can go on a date with Phit, I'm sure he'd enjoy it! What would you do with Phit?

I'd start by wearing him (possibly with nothing else). Seeing how smooth he is, what makes him squeak. Work up a sweat.
Then teasing him from the inside for a while, before strapping him down as I take a shower.

After that... probably a rough rutting session. I'm not sure how much he likes it, but it seems quite fun to harass Phit. I'm sure he'll enjoy it... in time.

I'd take Swatcher. We;d go to a nice place to eat and such, then come back to my place to watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Then I'd let him have his crazy toony way with me and love every minute of it. <3

Swatcher and you end up enjoying his collection of tensile strength testers/bondage equipment.

Oh god. That`d be fun with my more plasticine-esque body. X3

Tough choice between Phthalo and Bookeraux.

Probably the former. Not sure what I'd want to do. I LIKE WALKS IN THE PARK
AND...
AND
COFFEE

Phthalo and Bookeraux both come, and spend the night competing for your attention. It all leads up to a big argument in the park, at which point they start making out. You decide that now would be a good time to break for coffee.

Haha, all right.

They both love you, it's okay!

oh most definitely would need to have some adventures in absurdity.







From Labyrinth
[Goblin] Hey, lady!
[Goblin] Don't you want to take your head off?

See, I think a date with Phthalo would be nicest. Sure, the others would be full of fun and sexual adventure; Swatcher would be a nonstop, Id-fueled romp into the bizarre and fun, while Bookeraux may be more about the superego alongside some deep, almost torterous boning.

But Phthalo strikes me as a more interesting person to talk too. We could chat about the deeper meanings of art, of philosophy and metaphysics, the nature of being and the psychology of the soul, and -then- we could get down to the fun stuff, like painting our crotches into faces and having them french kiss each other.

Sure it may be a bit less intense than some of the more out there personas, but in the end the middling road seems the most memorable

I hate being called away before I can properly finish a post in a coherent frame of mind.

To reiterate and expand, I think I'd meet with Phthalo in a nice cafe, something local. Lots of chatting on local affairs to start, before moving on to bigger, deeper topics as we sip our beverages. Then off for a pleasant stroll through the downtown art district, taking in the paintings, and perhaps jumping into a few. After that, perhaps a quiet evening inside, taking in some theater, or perhaps home to get messy with the finger paints.

You wake up with a dry mouth. You're not sure what happened the night before, but at least you can still move, despite having turned into a marble statue of a minotaur. Phthalo is drooped over you in bronze. It seems that the date went well.

Not half bad! I always wanted to be a big, beefy guy. Sure, not the way I expected, but eh, if wishes were horses...

Oh, is that fox weirdo the h2 pawn enjoying the chess-piece factory?

Heh, I think i'd take Mr. teapot to a coffee shop and see what sort of things can be brewed in him until the shop closes and then come back to my place for "hot coffee" there ^^

The teapot is offended by your choice of beverage.

Teapot, definitely. I think we'd go to a bakery or a screening of 16mm epherma films

The teapot enjoys the pastries. Thankfully its glaze is easy to clean. The films go over swimmingly, and at the end of the night, you two cuddle up in bed and you take turns reading poems aloud to each other.

that is pretty much what I imagined. Maybe he could brew some of that flower tea, where you plop in the the flower bulb at the beginning and at the end it "blossoms" out into some delicious jasmine tea!

Daww, I was hoping to be the first to ask for Teapot, but Kanada beat me.

Tea is absolutely my favorite drink. I wouldn't mind cozying up with him. Pun retroactively intended.

Cozying up is what he's made for! You two brew up a batch of oolong tea to promote muscle growth. It's effective almost immediately.

Well well, how wonderful. I was getting a little too fat. tonight turned out wonderful.

Oh man! Which I had caught this sooner! I'd love to do something with the Swatcher! :3

The fox weirdo sounds good too though. :3

Craaaap! I gotta go to woorrk! *groans* Please tell me we can do something later. =.=;

Ahh man, and so does Phthalo! I'd wanna go with Swatcher or Phthalo, which ever of them would be so kind as to. ;3

What would you do?

What would what I do? Anything either of them like! ;3

Why was Duke not included on the list :P Just because he's a suit doesn't mean he can't go out on dates :P

I think Duke is spoken for! Although, I'm sure he could be persuaded. :)

Well given he's spoken for it'd be awkward to ask him along :P The second choice would definitely be Bookeraux (for reasons im sure you can guess!) though but im not sure what id do, as im more of a follower than a leader for dates and id be slightly hazy all night at the thought of his two mouths. With that in mind id probably take him for a meal to see which one he uses as a preference and to bring a different meaning to "Talking with your mouth full" :P What goes on before and afterwards would be up to him!

If that fox weirdo and billcat were to go on a date, they would drive around the US until they found a howard johnson and would get ice creme and macaroni and cheese. I imagine they would find a cheap motel room which that could vacuum and dust.

That sounds delightful! :3

I see my burr (Hershel) taking part in a traditional Japanese tea ceremony alongside the teapot golem, namely because I think that would be delightfully meta.

You would have to make a few formal adjustments to take into account the fact that the spout is a part of his face, but he's practiced at this and none of the elegance is lost.

Swatcher, definitely. He's so cute <3

Me and Swatcher would likely go on a toony TF spree! ^^

Do go on.

Oh well, there's sooooooo, much that we could do! I mean, I'd like to imagine that were would be in some small rural town and by the time we've finished turning people into toons and toys and all sorts we'd have reduced the human population to 0. XD

Small towns are really just the best playthings, aren't they?

Oh, of course! The most isolated the better. Island even more so, especially if there's no where to run.

Bookeraux, definitely. Something about a fellow who works with books and words. What would we do? I'm not sure, perhaps just driving into the night, talking books and stories and strange tales. Perhaps there's a cafe the dude knows where one might settle in to discuss this very thing? Presumably a cafe with teapots

as always Sedric plays mr reticent intellectual. Now I might be up for riding around talking books and tales, but you can be sure they'd be filthy ones, inspiring terrible behaviours. As you know I'm pretty up for most things

always trying to make a scene aren't you, o saucy doppelgänger of mine

Bookeraux has two mouths, that's plenty for the both of you. ;))

I'd definitely take Swatcher, hands down. I think I'd take him down the docks to the good ol' cannery. I mean, doesn't everyone want to see how things end up in tuna cans? Things? Er, I mean fish, yeah fish. Maybe even get a souvenir can. *tin foil halo*

Every moment of your date is punctuated by canned laughter!

I would watch Pulp Fiction with the Fox Weirdo. It'd be so awkward.

You two barely know each other!

My big ol' roo form would likely hang out with the Teapot guy. They'd probably go to a nice li'l tea/coffee house that offers all kinds of baked goods, and given the roo's questionable intellect he would likely be totally fascinated by the Teapot fellow- asking him all sorts of questions. After that they would probably go shopping for the coziest outfits they could find, then return home for a movie or perhaps some sort of game. At the end of the day they'd probably settle down with some more tea and sweets before enjoying a nice snooze together (likely with the roo being used for a pillow)

Nothing explicitly kinky (though the potential is always there), but still just some good company much like a typical date.

Honestly, probably Swatcher, if any of them, and I think there'd be an underlying feeling of curious fear arresting me throughout.

You don't remember much of the night! It all seems this vague gaseous haze. Regardless, when you wake up, Swatcher is gone, and you can't find your mouth anywhere.

I'd probably take Mx. Teapot out to an Indian spice bazaar, and you know, pho lunch.

Swatcher. Go out someplace nice for dinner, then a movie, then a private evening with a large supply of food coloring~

You and Swatcher make easter eggs until well into the night. Freshly laid!

But I don't know how to date!

Hmmm. Good question. Whichever one would be most likley to turn me into something fun! Baring that, movies are always a good date.

transcendent sex goddess dragon november-4 would take swatcher out for a night painting the town red. the resulting animated buildings would couple ponderously, in slow waves of window-breasts and door-vaginas.

I had the perfect thing to reply to this with but I can't find it anymore!

But yes, you know you've had a good night when the scenery is turned on.

I would most definitely take Phthalo out for an evening of fine dining and a walk on the shores of a frozen Great Lake. We would spend our evening talking, appreciating the glacial beauty of the lake, and CTF-ing random pairs of men who pass us.

The fox guy, and Swatcher. I'm a sub, but a romantic one... we'd probably go out to a restuarant, or movie, and then back to one of their places.

So now I picture this scene:

Open-top car. Bookeraux in the back seat making out with a Sedric with a pencil behind his ear. The devil's other mouth is carrying on a conversation about arcane Babylonian pornographic texts with the driver, another Sedric (no pencil this time)

this is another one of my classic "FA doesn't work on a mobile" misposts

Khaazbaar and the Teapot. Inanimate Anthro Lulz.

I'd probably take Phthalo out to one of those Pottery Barn style places and see what we can make. Maybe sneak in some transformative paint for extra creativity! And, of course, perhaps, showing off our creativity to the other patrons. I have a feeling things would get pretty fired up.

I would probably ask Phthalo out for a "creative evening"...maybe he could show me some of his artistic tricks. I'm always ready to learn from a master...

He paints your portrait. On himself.

oh my...that could get rather confusing...especially if i paint his portrait on myself.

but then, where Swatcher, Phthalo, and their ilk are concerned, confusing = fun

Haha, yeah, okay, that idea is hot.

of course, there's still a little ambiguity...where upon our persons are the alternate faces painted, for example?

You must be after my heart.

No, other parts are just fine. I'm not one much for heart porn...

I would take the fox weirdo to a restaurant he didn't like. Then i'd Molest him on the car ride home and stretch his snout into the window of the car and close it, leaving him helpless and stuck to my car while i molest him more. Then I'd chloroform him and bring him back to my house, tie him up, and abuse the shit out of him for a week until i finally shave him and leave him tied to the railroad tracks. Also, I'd buy him a gift certificate to the restaurant he basically had to go again.

If i were going on a date with Swatcher, we would go to some swanky restaurant dressed nicely and talk intellectually about toon products and nose stretching. Then we would go to a snout stretching cafe and Swatcher would put me in one of the many toon restraining devices they have and go to work with TF paint and stretchingness. After that, we would watch some awful movies and pet each other's bellies, possibly invite another helpless toon over so we could abuse and stretch them.

Basically, if i were a toon, I'd be a villain for sure.

That's cool, I like villains. Promise me you'll grow your moustache into something you could twirl mischievously!

Heh take Swatcher to the Zoo then a popcorn munching comedy maybe chuck in some pup gear or such XD

I will take Swatcher on a fun and interesting night as two interesting gentlemen.