Ask Bioxz ANYTHING!
18 years ago
So, my excuse as to why I ‘aven’t been around lately? My computer had a good, old fashioned, complete fucking breakdown… the kind of a dramatic, emotional breakdown you’d hear about if goth poetry ever dedicated itself to the subject of hardware issues:
My fucking motherboard is dead.
Darkness approaches
Once more I turn to melancholy
Isolated and alone
Should I end it all?
................................... Man, I’m hungry for some chicken alfredo. What’s in the fridge?
So, while I'm on a borrowed computer, while my scanner is out and while I wait for the multiple issues with my (alleged) NEW computer to get resolved, I figured there must be something I could do to keep my pals entertained around here, and not just sit around like some fucking dead weight… but it would have to be something… artless.
And to that, I'm totally ripping off my buddy
artizek and am now having a super FIVE QUESTIONS spectacular, where you can ask Bioxz anything!
Ask me any five questions you'd like: About me, my life, my art, my writing, or hell, even about obscure subject matter that doesn't seem to relate to me whatsoever if you so choose... ANYTHING! Just be sure to scroll down and make sure you don’t ask something that’s already been covered.
;)
My fucking motherboard is dead.
Darkness approaches
Once more I turn to melancholy
Isolated and alone
Should I end it all?
................................... Man, I’m hungry for some chicken alfredo. What’s in the fridge?
So, while I'm on a borrowed computer, while my scanner is out and while I wait for the multiple issues with my (alleged) NEW computer to get resolved, I figured there must be something I could do to keep my pals entertained around here, and not just sit around like some fucking dead weight… but it would have to be something… artless.
And to that, I'm totally ripping off my buddy

Ask me any five questions you'd like: About me, my life, my art, my writing, or hell, even about obscure subject matter that doesn't seem to relate to me whatsoever if you so choose... ANYTHING! Just be sure to scroll down and make sure you don’t ask something that’s already been covered.
;)
1. Can I see a picture of you? *demands it*
2. Cheese?
3. Wine with your cheese?
4. Do you have any siblings and if so how old are they and are they brothers or sisters?
5. Just to push my limit, how many sexual partners have you had?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *steals this and puts it up too*
Joy
2- Yes please.
3- Wait, what kind of wine are we talking about here? And, for that matter, what kind of cheese? Asiago goes great with some hard Bardolino, and cream cheese is good with White Zinfandel, but gorgonzola must NOT be mixed with any light reds! Like, NEVER.
4- I've got one older brother, related by blood, and two younger step-siblings, one sister and one brother.
5- Four. Well, three and a half, technically. Depends on whether or not you'd count a "Lewinski" scenario. (And lord knows Clinton didn't!) ;)
1. Is there anyone you love better than Kimahri?
2. Weapon of choice? (Very original, man! >.<)
3. If you could say one thing to Jack Thompson without him *trying* to sue you, what would it be?
4. Enough of the nerdy stuff... uhh... does fanbase ever get annoying? Be honest now! I won't go insane :P
5. Okay... make the last one a good one... how about... Guys or girls? which are better?
*rereads* I am such a nerd, but OH WELL! Aren't we all in one way or another?
2- Yeah, man, I LOVE that music video. I dunno how, but Christopher Walken somehow just exudes cool all over!
...oh. Uh... well, I guess I've got an affinity towards swords, but realistically, I'd use a gun.
3- "Hey, guess what? Video games are also encouraging people to have disturbed, sexual fantasies! Just take a look here at some of the stuff that I did!"
4- Naw. But then, I don't think I'm popular enough yet for any fanbase to get annoying. :(
5- Damn, that's like trying to decide between rotisserie BBQ Chicken and Flame Broiled Steak! Uh... well, I'm ever-so-slightly more inclined toward men, as I draw more of them, and they tend to smell better.
And for the little SIXTH question you snuck in there... yes. Absolutely, we are! :D
1. Do you read webcomics and, if so, what is your favorite?
2. Kimahri or Rei? >B3
3. What was your favorite action cartoon of the 80s/90s?
4. What is a fantasy (doesn't exactly have to be THAT sort of fantasy) you would like to live out?
5. Am I awesome? >B3
2- Aw, maaaaan, I have to decide?
...well, Kimahri, as he's better rendered, and thus hotter in-game. If someone were to flesh out Rei in full polygonal glory, then I might have a harder time choosing...
3- Does Dragonball Z count? I saw it in the 90's, and I was SO into it back then... but it was more of an anime, wasn't it?
... okay, then, let's say... BATMAN TAS!
4- Besides the obvious one I've been writing about all this time, I keep wondering what it would be like to host "Saturday Night Live"... but one of the good episodes. With one of the good casts. Of course, I'd have to do something famous in order to get to be on the show, which means fantasy number two: Being some rich-fucking-movie star.
5- You are so awesome, nothing else in the universe can ever be awesome again, because you totally drained the quota of "awesomeness" this universe is allowed to have. (You son of a bitch!) :P
2. When did you first find yourself in love? (if that has happened)
3. have you Ever helped a Friend in a relationship?
4. Who is your favorite Celebrity?
5. What was a Dream you always had as a kid/
2- Love? I dunno if you could call it that. None of the breakups I've ever had were so bad that I was depressed for days on end, or anything dramatic like that. I HAVE had some pretty intense crushes on certain guys and girls, and was pretty bummed when I found out they were taken. So... I guess I haven't gotten to the "love" stage as of yet. *Crosses Fingers, hopes for the future*
4- Tough call... there are tons out there who I admire (although there are many, MANY tons more I'd like to see scorch eternally in the blazing fires of hell) I guess I like George Clooney a lot, since he's both a lot of fun to watch, is an outspoken supporter of many good causes, and isn't afraid to take on assholes. He does tend to shove his politics down your throat a lot, but still...
5- You mean like, dream for what I want to do with my life, or actual dream? See, when I was a kid, I did have this recurring nightmare that I was in a car without a driver, and said car was also on fucking FIRE. So it was me, in a flaming car going down the road, and me screaming my head off. Fun, huh?
As for the other option, since I was, like, five, my ultimate dream was to one day be a professional newspaper cartoonist. It's not a fantastic ambition, I admit, but I admired the hell out of people who get to draw and make jokes that millions of people see everyday... and get PAID for it!
- Sort of. I had this friend who had this... well, bitchy, insane girlfriend... you know, the kind of girl who just drags a guy down, and he was way too good for her. Normally, I keep my nose out of other people's relationships, but in this case, I, and everyone else I knew, was strongly advising him to dump her like a bag of rotten garbage.
2. In FFX, when you look at Biran up close, don't those undies he wears seems a little revealing? (IF you ask me, they look like they were added on later in character rendering)
3. What are your thoughts on the Galka from FFXI?
4. Pants?
5. Are you having fun with this?
2- They certainly do! And bear in mind, he lives on a frigid mountain, so that revealing thing there is his package when it's COLD out. Try imagining what it'd be like when it's room temperature out...
3- Dunno. Haven't actually gotten a chance to play it, yet. But they are big, fuzzy and beefy, so you can't go wrong with that! (Although it's my understanding that they're asexual, so that's a few points off, there.)
4- I do tend to wear them, yes. :) Though I'm easily coerced into taking them off... ;)
5- Probably more fun than I have any right to have.
2. Makes you wonder what Biran( and Yenke) looked like in the original Japanese game, doesn't it?
3.That doesn't stop people from drawing the Galka and male ;)
4 *Depantsifies and runs like hell!* XD
5 :D
2. Do you want to beat him with a stick?
3. Have you ever hallucinated?
4. Favorite kind of food or alcoholic beverage?
5. Tidus. Should he be tied upside down and then spanked or should he just be molestabated without warning?
2- Assaulting Jesus would probably be a pretty surefire way of getting a one-way ticket straight to hell, so no.
3- Sort of. I once got knocked the fuck out cold when I ran into a tree while skiing. As I regained consciousness, I felt like I was just waking up in the morning, so I spent about thirty seconds confused as to why all my friends were around me, asking if I was okay.
4- Rasberry pie and Sleeman's Red Ale. Sometimes together.
5- Why not both? You suprise "molestobate" him, then tie him upside down and molestobate him some more!
2) after you finish the story of Kimahri/Tidus what you will write next?
3) what is your favorite animals that you likes to draw?
4) which video games you like the most beside FF series?
5) what is your favorite anime you like the most?
2- Who knows? I've had an idea in my head for a Breath of Fire story, but, hey, I go where my muse takes me. For all I know, I'l be writing a story about an anthropomorphized Bill Clinton getting it on with a foxy Lewinski! (Wow-Chicka-WOW.) :P
3- Felines, I guess. But that's just what I've had the most practice on. Maybe if I tried other stuff, I could get into them as well...
4- Well... there's Devil May Cry, Zelda, Metal Gear, Elite Beat Agents, DDR, the Megaman series... probably more than I could think of at this moment.
5- Right now, I'm heavily into all the various Mobile Suit Gundam series. I guess it could also be said that I like Avatar a lot, but does that one count?
2. What're you gonna do now that you've graduated from college?
3. Does your family or any of your friends know about your anthro fetish? (none of mine do, I overheard them making fun of furry cons so I thought I should keep quiet.)
4. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
5. How many ronsos would you like in the picture I'm drawing you (I'm up to 14 now, plus Tidus)?
Male: When it comes to big guys or medium sized ones, I generally like 'em BIGGER, but what I like best is for them to have a clear muscular definition. He'd be some sort of feline/lion like anthro, with tail, claws and a muzzle that isn't too protruded or pronounced. There'd be a thin, clean layer of fur all over his body, maybe with some kinda exotic color pattern (Tiger stripes or something.) On top of that fur, he'd have nice, shaggy hair on his head, with maybe a little extra facial hair (but not to the ZZ Top extreme) and some extra tufts other places where a human would normally have body hair (chest, crotch, pits, etc). Cock size should be just big enough to fit inside me without causing injury. Uncircumcised.
Female: Reptile or lizard anthro, complete with tail and claws. I like 'em thin, yet healthy. (No anorexics or anything else with an eating disorder.) She'd be in good shape, but not overly muscular. Relatively round breasts which protrude almost horizontally, and should be big enough to be noticeably impressive, yet not so much that it'll cause her back problems. Vagina would ideally be just tight enough for me to get in there without hurting myself. Oh, and she'd shave all over, except for her head.
In both cases, the type of personality I go for is friendly and outgoing in general with an even temper, yet also unafraid to get confrontational and challenging when the situation calls for it. (And most importantly, the ability to tell the difference when which kind of attitude is really needed. In other words, a sense of humour) Sexually, I like 'em flirty and aggressive... the dominant kind who takes charge. Like, let's say I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when suddenly I get pounced or thrown over a shoulder, carried away, pinned to the ground, toyed with for awhile before getting down to business and having some rough (but not abusive) intercourse. During which he or she would utilize their tail for a filthy, depraved purpose.
Uh, yeah. That about covers it. ;)
As for the ladies, I'm not sure about reptiles of any gender, but I also don't like extremely skinny girls, she has to have some meat on her. A nice healthy soccer girl is great but I love definition in the stomach and real long hair. :D I know you love my girl, Jenae. *wink wink* Oh and shaving is a definite!!
That being said *slings you over his massive shoulder and carries you into his bedroom for a good five hour pounding!!*
And... I dunno, I just find reptilian females remarkably boner-inducing. I'd try to explain, but can you really explain fetishes at all? (Incidentally, I wouldn't mind her being tall, either... face-to-boobs kind of tall. ;) )
That being said... *Gets slung over a massive shoulder* Kehkekehkehkekekekeeeh...!
Ideally, though, what I really want to do is work as a newspaper cartoonist or something similar. I used to do some cartoons for the school newspaper, but since I got into design and writing, I've been focusing almost entirely on those aspects. Both markets are more lucrative than cartooning, so they're pretty much my fallbacks... which I'm currently falling back on. Now that I've got a lot more free time, I'm probably going to focus more energy back into cartooning, and see if I can make something of it.
3- Some of my friends, my roommates, one cousin, and my dad know, yeah. I'm highly reluctant to reveal this to my mom as, while she's not a prude or anything, she always insists of having these long, detailed conversations about what I'm doing, asks a bazillion questions about things she doesn't understand, and gets a little freaked out when something odd/dangerous happens. That's by and large the reason why I don't tell her about half the things that happen to me.
4- Flying. Hands down.
5- Jesus Christ, you're up to FOURTEEN?? Shit, man, that's like asking: "How much more free money do you want? So far, you've up to five million." Well, it's hard for me to say, since I can't see the thing and get a sense of what the scope of the pic is like... I guess put as many more as you think is smokin' hot, yet don't go over twenty, as that might be overkill, and I don't want you murdering yourself over this thing.
(I can't believe I just suggested that there's a point at which you can have too much naked Ronso.) :o