VIRGIN TEST?!?!
15 years ago
Stolen from someone.
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an ( ) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. ( )
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. ( )
5. Had sex. ( )
6. Been to a concert. (x)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (x)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. ( )
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x) <--Verbal
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (x) <--Verbal
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (x)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ( )
15. Been to prom. ( )
16. Cried at school. (x)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ( )
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. (x)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. ( )
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. ( )
23. Kissed a stranger. (x)
24. Hugged a stranger. (x)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (x)
28. Hit by a car. ( )
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (x)
34. Broken a bone. (x)
36. Bought porn. ( )
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x)
40. Been in love. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
41. French kissed. (x)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (x)
45. Stabbed yourself. ( )
46. Shot a gun. (x)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
50. Watched an animal die. (x) <-- Held him for most of it
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69% *snicker*
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (x)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. (x) I'm not sure on this one, but I think so.
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. (x)
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%
61. Avoided somebody. (x)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. (x)
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (x)
66. Ridden a horse. ( )
67. Cut yourself. (x)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (x)
70. Been to a wild party. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (x)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (x) Aquaintance, and only he considered it "stealing"
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (x) Doing it right now
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. (x) Managed to stop it, too
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (x) sorta
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( ) FUCK!! They told me it wasn't long enough!!
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (x)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (x)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. ( )
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x) They all miss it and want me to grow it back
95. Raped somebody. ( ) Ha! Not yet, but in a few days-- *Super Kaitlyn Tackle Attack*
96. Danced in the rain. (x) Fuck yes!
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (x)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. ( ) Well, like in 95--- *Super Bartleby Tackle Attack*
I'm 34% virgin. That's a bit depressing.
Rule 34... heh heh..
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an ( ) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. ( )
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. ( )
5. Had sex. ( )
6. Been to a concert. (x)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (x)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. ( )
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x) <--Verbal
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (x) <--Verbal
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (x)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ( )
15. Been to prom. ( )
16. Cried at school. (x)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ( )
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. (x)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. ( )
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. ( )
23. Kissed a stranger. (x)
24. Hugged a stranger. (x)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (x)
28. Hit by a car. ( )
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (x)
34. Broken a bone. (x)
36. Bought porn. ( )
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x)
40. Been in love. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
41. French kissed. (x)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (x)
45. Stabbed yourself. ( )
46. Shot a gun. (x)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
50. Watched an animal die. (x) <-- Held him for most of it
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69% *snicker*
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (x)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. (x) I'm not sure on this one, but I think so.
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. (x)
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%
61. Avoided somebody. (x)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. (x)
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (x)
66. Ridden a horse. ( )
67. Cut yourself. (x)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (x)
70. Been to a wild party. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (x)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (x) Aquaintance, and only he considered it "stealing"
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (x) Doing it right now
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. (x) Managed to stop it, too
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (x) sorta
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( ) FUCK!! They told me it wasn't long enough!!
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (x)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (x)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. ( )
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x) They all miss it and want me to grow it back
95. Raped somebody. ( ) Ha! Not yet, but in a few days-- *Super Kaitlyn Tackle Attack*
96. Danced in the rain. (x) Fuck yes!
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (x)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. ( ) Well, like in 95--- *Super Bartleby Tackle Attack*
I'm 34% virgin. That's a bit depressing.
Rule 34... heh heh..
Cerbrus
~cerberusnl
Hmm, I think I know who you stole it from ;)
Heartless_Jack
~heartlessjack
OP
It caught my eye, that it did.
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