I sure hope if you ARE like the below you talk to me about it, if you arent like these one's well, you're on a good track with the guy upstairs, keep it going BUT DONT REPLY IF YOU ARENT LIKE THE SOON-TO-BE-MENTIONED. You will be ignored and labeled retarded.

If you're easily offende- actually go ahead and read this, Christians offend me every day without a care in the world.


So we shall begin with what exactly I hate about the Christian community. This doesnt need to be an essay, so Im going to layout the beginning, so you can skip on through if you care so much that I hate the church's followers.

I. "THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD."

II. "IF YOU DONT GO TO CHURCH YOU WILL GO TO HELL"

III. "EVERYONE ELSE WORSHIPS DEMONS"

IV. "THE CROSS IS EVERYWHERE! HOW CAN IT BE A COINCIDENCE?!"

V. "ONLY WHITE/BLACK/GREEN/LIZARD PEOPLE WILL GO TO HEAVEN"

VI. "EVERYONE STARTS AS A CHRISTIAN AND GROWS INTO A DECISION"

VII. EVOLUTIOOOOON!!!!!


Okay, now those are just things I encounter everyday. Now I am going to rant about each one UNBIASED.
This isnt Loki, klaww or any character, this isnt a furry, this isnt a juggalo, this isnt a nazi. This is you and Mike talking about it. Im not open minded about it, but I do like hearing the other side's story.


I. "THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD"

No.
The bible is a fictional book written by apostles of a church just like the Qur'an, just like the Tanakh and just like the Scientology book. It is a book for moral guidance and expectations of a cult written by human beings on Earth. It didnt come from some other dimension, a giant hand of fire didnt come down from the sky and write it and jesus didnt possess a redneck and make him dance and roll and scream and write the bible.

IF this were true I could go out and write a book that says everyone needs to eat rice forever and never touch anything else, for it is a sin. Then have some guy named Bob play a magic trick and say he's the messiah and that every simple thing is a sin. BUT WHO COULD SAY IT ISNT THE WORD OF GOD *gasp*


II. " IF YOU DONT GO TO CHURCH YOU'LL GO TO HELL"

No.
If you don't go to church you wont learn gossip around town because you aren't allowed to drink.
If you don't go to church you won't have long term knee and ass pains or ADD from sitting and not listening.
If you don't go to church , God won't think you're just there to be a part of a click and will probably give you high fives for not wasting your time at the hands of some other person.
Yes, church is a place of guidance, and thats how it's meant to be, no, you won't burn in hell for not wanting to worship your deity in some one else's way.


III."EVERYONE ELSE WORSHIPS DEMONS"

No.
You all worship demons. Demons are unexplained apparitions and spiritual beings. Demons and angels and gods and devils, all the same. You just worship a different one. "Oh no I worship the holy of holies"
No.
Just no.


IV. "THE CROSS IS EVERYWHERE! HOW CAN THAT BE A COINCIDENCE?!"

Well, you see...
The cross is based of of the medieval torture device called a crucifix. It is a sadistic device based off of the easy to make shape of the human so they can nail your hands to the extended arms and starve you on it like a grotesque torch along the road. It's nothing holy. In fact, it's unholy and isn't even christian, it's Roman.


V. "ONLY WHITE/BLACK/GREEN/LIZARD PEOPLE WILL GO TO HEAVEN"

No.
You're just a biggot and hate other races, which actually in your religion damns you to Hell anyways.
See you there broski!


VI. "EVERYONE STARTS AS A CHRISTIAN AND GROWS INTO A DECISION"

No.
That's impossible because they have no choices.
They have no conscience. And they have no Right vs Wrong.
When born you are simply Human. Nothing more.
You live and experience and even if you're baptised or read from a book you are still human.
You will be so forever and choose a path. And since humans are social creatures they will cult it up.

VII. EVOLUTION

I have wanted to say this forever.
We aren't made of clay. And the first woman wasnt cloned from a rib bone.
We evolved from micro-organisms and animals. How do I know this?
Because I have complete faith in the reality of your body content being inequal to clay.
Also, snakes have no vocal chords and animals wouldnt have been damned for Human decision.
The Adam and Eve FICTIONAL story is a lot like propaganda. "Listen to our god or you will be damned."
Reality: We are retarded monkeys.


That is all!
Feel free to bring up anything you find faulty in my rant, Im humble despite my ego. But this is me and you, pretend the online world isnt there and tell me your thoughts.

AND REMEMBER, IF YOU ARENT LIKE THE ABOVE, DONT COMMENT.

I'd like to not hear you blab about how not all christians are that way, I hear that a lot.