Meow,

Since I guess everyone else is posting on how they would do it I thought I might was well tell a little joke about it...

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An author who has recently become a millionaire writes a book titled "How to make a Million dollars in three easy steps" inside the book there are just three lines...

Step one... Write a book titled "How to make a Million dollars in three easy steps"
Step Two... Sell it for 1 dollar
Step Three.. Sell a million copies

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Sadly I'm betting this would really work!

...kitty