Hey guys, a couple years back I did something stupid. I'm going to downplay how stupid it actually was through clever wording, but it was still something stupid, and I admit to that. Because I'm admitting how stupid it is, I'm automatically a better person. Despite the fact I frequently remind the world of these events through journals / chats / submissions / imaginary memoirs of an insane mind, I can't help but wonder why people haven't forgotten about said events by now. I mean, doesn't it seem logical to completely forget the stupid things one's done on vague promises that they're no longer a moron, despite having no proof stating otherwise?

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