Tosday,\ asfter\ asdpilling\ as\ asdmasll\ asmount\ of\ cxrasnberry\ juicxe\ on\ my\ keyboasrsd,\ it\ asdtasrtesd\ ascxting\ asdlightly\ asdtrasnge\ ezvery\ cxouple\ minuteasd\ or\ asdo.\ The\ firasdt\ noticxeasble\ asdign\ wasd\ thast\ preasdasding\ thea\ asdpascxebasr\ aslasdo\ cxasuasdesd\ me\ to\ preasdasd\ the\ easdcxaspe\ asnsd\ bascxkasdlasdh\ keyasd\ asdimulastenouasdly.\ I'm\ not\ asdure\ how\ thast\ hasppenasd,\ asdeeing\ asd\ thoasde\ 3\ keyasd\ asre\ asd\ fasr\ aswasy\ from\ eascxh-other\ asd\ phyasdicxaslly\ poasdasdible.\ Now,\ howezver,\ i\ haszve\ sdiasdcxozveresd\ thast\ iasd\ not\ the\ only\ problem\ with\ my\ keyboasrsd.\ Hitting\ the\ 'g'\ key\ openasd\ up\ as\ jaszvasasdcxript\ asdcxrastcxhbocxz\,\ preasdasding\ asny\ key\ on\ the\ left\ haslf\ of\ my\ keyboasrsd\ asd[ewasd\ as\ jumble\ of\ letterasd,\ asnsd\ the\ asforementionesd\ asdpascxebasr\ problem.

Becxasuasde\ of\ thiasd,\ it'asd\ obzviouasdly\ quite\ sdifficxult\ to\ plasy\ zvisdeogasmeasd,\ asdo\ asdfter\ as\ fasilesd\\ asttempt\ ast\ finsding\ as\ new\ keyboasrsd,\ I\ founsd\ my\ olsd\ wolfking\ wasrrior\ asnsd\ sdecxiasdesd\ to\ gizve\ thast\ as\ go.\ It\ iasd\ the\ moasdt\ cxounter-intuitizve\ piecxe\ of\ "ergonomicx\ gasming\ hasrsdwasre"\ I\ haszve\ ezver\ uasdesd.\ I\ woulsd\ probasbly\ go\ in-sdepth\ asbouet\ thiasd,\ but\ it'asd\ ascxtuaslly\ as\ lot\ hasrsder\ trying\ to\ type\ thiasd\ out\ thasn\ youi'sd\ think,\ pluasd\ I'm\ tiresd\ of\ the\ jaszvasasdcxript\ asdcxrastcxhpasd\ popping\ up.