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Chupathingy?
14 years ago
What exactly is a Chupacabra?
There are several interpretations of what a chupacabra is, but seeing I am one, I figure I would be a definitive source on the matter.
FACT:
-We do not suck goats(for blood)… anymore. I prefer mine grade A and in a convenient sippy cup.
-Chupacabra are not Lizards, those are South Mexican Chupacabra. We are Canines
-We are not mangy coyote, but we are related! uhh… not the mangy part
-We are not dangerous, but I did punch a kid once, but honestly he was be’n a dick.
-Chupacabra are not all as adorable as me. Uncle Frankie was pretty ugly actually.
-We range in color from grey to brown, if you see a pink Chupacabra, he probably is on the way to a pride parade or was in a horrible pepto factory explosion.
-Chupacabra do wear clothes, where I generally do not…
-Do we Exist? Yes, just like the buried treasure in Fargo.
There are several interpretations of what a chupacabra is, but seeing I am one, I figure I would be a definitive source on the matter.
FACT:
-We do not suck goats(for blood)… anymore. I prefer mine grade A and in a convenient sippy cup.
-Chupacabra are not Lizards, those are South Mexican Chupacabra. We are Canines
-We are not mangy coyote, but we are related! uhh… not the mangy part
-We are not dangerous, but I did punch a kid once, but honestly he was be’n a dick.
-Chupacabra are not all as adorable as me. Uncle Frankie was pretty ugly actually.
-We range in color from grey to brown, if you see a pink Chupacabra, he probably is on the way to a pride parade or was in a horrible pepto factory explosion.
-Chupacabra do wear clothes, where I generally do not…
-Do we Exist? Yes, just like the buried treasure in Fargo.
ZiearMcoy
~ziearmcoy
Dude... you are a chupacabra. I that is the most awesome shit ever. Omg. To find someone who's fursona is a chupacabra... I'm actually sadly kinda obsessed with chupacabras (both versions). You know what? Just for being awesome, can I draw your chupacabra?
eric_dielli
~ericdielli
OP
YES :3
