One of the things I always say is "I don't just leave problems and issues alone, because I'm a mechanic. I don't ignore problems, I FIX 'em. It's in my nature, and if it wasn't in the nature of many people everyone else's lives would be chaotic and broken.

It's WISE not to FUCK with a mechanics like me. We can analyze ever nut, bolt, level, and fulcrum of your life. Overtighten a screw here. Strip some nuts there. Clamp a hose and cut a line. Then when you watch your life begin to slowly fall apart we will be watching your torment. Don't even think about ending your own life because we WILL save you... just to force you to watch your life smoldering on the floor in front of you. Why? Because we can and many people deserve it.









HAH, just messin' with ya!




or maybe not.