Furcons meme, For all future cons
14 years ago
*watches a rapist burst out a window and watches him shooting near his feet with a grin*
Heh..
Heh..
What is your gender?
>> Male
How old are you?
...I'd rather be asked in person...but then thats rather vivid... 13
Can I touch you?
Of course i love being petted!, -covers my front- but then i guess it meens what type of touch your talking about
Can I talk to you?
YES YES, CONVERSATIONAL STUFF FTW
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Well...first you'd have to sneak them past the people, but only cidar :P
Can I give you lots of money?
If you trust me 13 year old self, i'd probbably get lots'a fursuits and i'd give you some back and then i'll buy a house around each place where a con is held :D
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
You'd die...by how much i freggin huggle and snuggle, or choke by my chubbeh belly :D
How tall are you?
between 4"9" and 5"4" in my suit i'll be about 5"7"
You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you?
Sure of course, i'd just be alittle sad cause i lost mai fur
Are you nice?
When happy yes, when demonic, gropey, when angry, -screach noise and launches a mouth spike at a chav impaling him and drags the corpse towards me-
Can I stalk you?
If you want to scream in the dark with a pleasureable pain then of course but if you do it wrongly -points to corpse- but im not like that with other furries so :3, i'd just be honorored and allitle creeped, but alittle yiffy but you get what i meen lol
How long will you be going?
As long as i can, i'll be dragged out by the bouncer for staying too long lol
Do you like parties?
Oyarh -pours viagra on all food and stirs it in- Parties ftw
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Groping usually does...erm saying my name, or throw something at my face gently :D
Are you fursuiting?
Currently. Ye :D
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
If you want a broken foot with a broken nose by my glowpoi then sure
Can I buy breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
I'll be vary -hides my viagra pot-
Can I take a picture of ya?
Of course, but next time dont zoom on my suits crotch. lol
Can I steal ya away to *TROLOLOLOLOL* you?
Hmmm... I'd be doing the trololololololing if you tried, but yes :P, dont be drunk though lol, and i'll have to gag you cause i rip on the way out :D
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
Yes...I'd probbably make it happen aswell... NSFW? >->
>> Male
How old are you?
...I'd rather be asked in person...but then thats rather vivid... 13
Can I touch you?
Of course i love being petted!, -covers my front- but then i guess it meens what type of touch your talking about
Can I talk to you?
YES YES, CONVERSATIONAL STUFF FTW
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Well...first you'd have to sneak them past the people, but only cidar :P
Can I give you lots of money?
If you trust me 13 year old self, i'd probbably get lots'a fursuits and i'd give you some back and then i'll buy a house around each place where a con is held :D
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
You'd die...by how much i freggin huggle and snuggle, or choke by my chubbeh belly :D
How tall are you?
between 4"9" and 5"4" in my suit i'll be about 5"7"
You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you?
Sure of course, i'd just be alittle sad cause i lost mai fur
Are you nice?
When happy yes, when demonic, gropey, when angry, -screach noise and launches a mouth spike at a chav impaling him and drags the corpse towards me-
Can I stalk you?
If you want to scream in the dark with a pleasureable pain then of course but if you do it wrongly -points to corpse- but im not like that with other furries so :3, i'd just be honorored and allitle creeped, but alittle yiffy but you get what i meen lol
How long will you be going?
As long as i can, i'll be dragged out by the bouncer for staying too long lol
Do you like parties?
Oyarh -pours viagra on all food and stirs it in- Parties ftw
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Groping usually does...erm saying my name, or throw something at my face gently :D
Are you fursuiting?
Currently. Ye :D
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
If you want a broken foot with a broken nose by my glowpoi then sure
Can I buy breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
I'll be vary -hides my viagra pot-
Can I take a picture of ya?
Of course, but next time dont zoom on my suits crotch. lol
Can I steal ya away to *TROLOLOLOLOL* you?
Hmmm... I'd be doing the trololololololing if you tried, but yes :P, dont be drunk though lol, and i'll have to gag you cause i rip on the way out :D
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
Yes...I'd probbably make it happen aswell... NSFW? >->

Fellio
~fellio
Lolviagra... xD

robbo806
~robbo806
pwnt

Chocolater2
~chocolater2
wat con ya goin to?