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Organized CRIME!
15 years ago
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Seriously, we need to start a furry mafia. I mean the real deal, not any roleplay thing. We need to start a furry mafia, complete with extortion and all the bells and whistles.
"Anthrocon, eh? Nice setup ya got. But there's a problem here. I noticed you aint got no union. Looks to me like this is stuff hard working union furs could be doin'. So we're here to organize a union."
"Uh... how do you unionize an entire FANDOM?"
"Easy. You pay us a fee. Those who pay the fee are protected. Those who don't pay the fee... not so much. And hey, who DOESN'T wanna feel safe, eh? But if ya don't wanna pay the fee, we're gonna shut this con down. WE don't wanna do that, but if we need to bring in someone to finish da deal... well... it might not be so nice. We got Addlesee who has some beefs in the fandom and would welcome any chance to... try and make things better. Then there's Duntov475 also known as The Big Evil Ogre. Y'see, he's a pretty good MECHANIC. Mechanics like to fix things and right now... looks like you're beginning to look like a problem."
Now there's a webcopmic, eh?
On a totally different note... the American Top Gear show is a LOT like what'd happen if Aelius, some other guy, and I all got our own TV show where we get to drive like loonatics. Seriously, Tanner reminds me of Ael and who else would be likely to get a Caddy airborne than me? (Did it with a Camaro. A Caddy will be a lot more fun since... I really don't care about the car this time)
I WOULD say Addlesee as the third guy but... I don't forsee Rutledge Wood pulling knucks on someone and Addlesee would have a much more... colorful... dialogue.
"Anthrocon, eh? Nice setup ya got. But there's a problem here. I noticed you aint got no union. Looks to me like this is stuff hard working union furs could be doin'. So we're here to organize a union."
"Uh... how do you unionize an entire FANDOM?"
"Easy. You pay us a fee. Those who pay the fee are protected. Those who don't pay the fee... not so much. And hey, who DOESN'T wanna feel safe, eh? But if ya don't wanna pay the fee, we're gonna shut this con down. WE don't wanna do that, but if we need to bring in someone to finish da deal... well... it might not be so nice. We got Addlesee who has some beefs in the fandom and would welcome any chance to... try and make things better. Then there's Duntov475 also known as The Big Evil Ogre. Y'see, he's a pretty good MECHANIC. Mechanics like to fix things and right now... looks like you're beginning to look like a problem."
Now there's a webcopmic, eh?
On a totally different note... the American Top Gear show is a LOT like what'd happen if Aelius, some other guy, and I all got our own TV show where we get to drive like loonatics. Seriously, Tanner reminds me of Ael and who else would be likely to get a Caddy airborne than me? (Did it with a Camaro. A Caddy will be a lot more fun since... I really don't care about the car this time)
I WOULD say Addlesee as the third guy but... I don't forsee Rutledge Wood pulling knucks on someone and Addlesee would have a much more... colorful... dialogue.
Hell, the Toy Mafia got a catchy theme song that the Furry Mafia should look up to! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAt1Nt0OteU (there's a mobster wearing the Ted E Bear mask on the poker table)
Man, I need to see American Top Gears some more with all these interesting descriptions!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQY12HTOQqU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQY12HTOQqU I used to do things like that myself... but these guys are getting PAID for it!
Ha! Top Gear USA has been pretty neat so far. I think I can see what you mean on the hosts (and man, I'd love to drive a Viper...)
Top Gear USA... I personally like it and I'm having a huge laugh at all the retards on YouTube and so, who do nothing else than bash the program, the hosts etc. for no reason at all.
All they did was bash the program, before it was even started "Oh it sucks!" and so on. Well, yeah, if you are not going to watch the show with an open mind and a positive attitude and expectation towards it, you won't see it as something good. I bet that if Jeremy Clarkson said "Top Gear USA is great" then all of a sudden a hundred jerking-off fanboys of Clarkson would be like "YEAH, THE USA VERSION RULES!".
Gotta love most of all the people who say "I'm american/I'm from America and I hate the TGUSA". I once ran a check on people's IP-adresses and most were European. And even more of those were either German, British or Swedish. Just gotta love those idiots, ehh? <3
Though... we all know what happened when Hammond got into the Jet Car. I think we should put May in the Turbonique Turbine Go-cart. Nothing like a twin turbine engine powered go kart that smokes gassers and drag cars.
Or let Clarkson drive it. "So let me get this straight... this is a go-cart that can beat a Veyron in a drag race? POWAH!"
If Clarkson says that something is awesome, then his fans say so as well, right away, no matter what.
If Foust says that the same thing is awesome, then everybody disagrees right away, call him on names for no reason, say that he doesn't know what he's talking about (seriously, what the hell...) and that his driving sucks (yeah, he just happens to be a drifting champion), everything that's not relevant to the subject of matter... I personally, really, REALLY think that these kind of people need to get their heads examined. Pfft.
Oooh, Go-karting... How I loved it as a kid. Nowadays I just don't fit into those anymore, I'm simply too tall (and I have a bit of a gut as well, LoL). Would be awesome to get to drive one those karts that you mentioned. :'D
Some people might think I could be a drift champion. The problem is... when I'm drifting it's completely by accident and I'm probably screaming and shitting myself. When I try and drift it's horrible. But by accident I look like a seasoned pro.
The only British (sports)cars that I could fit in are the Mini (altho' it's more german than British nowadays and not really a "sportscar", but...), Jaguar, Aston Martin and the TVR. LoL
Oh, and the Ariel cars, like the Ariel Atom. God, I'd love to try that one out. Too bad, that nobody in Finland propably owns one.
We are a nation that has only 48-100 Ferrari's imported, afterall.
Now a 1993 Acura or Honda... I can't drive. My knees are wedged against the dash.
Get this... we tried to get my Camaro, 1969, onto an alignemnt rack and it hangs up on the exhaust. Yet a Nissan Sentra tuner with a 1 1/2 inch drop drove right up!! THIS SUCKS!