They will mow us down and kill us all if we let them. They can move as fast as 20-30 meters per day and they are filled with hate.


Take the following measures to defend yourself against glacial advancement:
1) Worry about it
2) Trust no one because they may actually be a glacier
3) Hide
4) Your cat is probably a glacier so don't look it in the eyes
5) OH MY GOD your dog is a glacier too
6) If a glacier harasses you, try to ignore it
7) Buy a gun