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I hate memes.
18 years ago
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Seriously. I never do em.
So here's one I did to prove the point:
1) What was your FIRST video game console?:
Atari Lynx. Yeah, console, blah blah blah. If you want to get technical, Sega CDX.
2) Name a few games you played on said console:
On the lynx, California Games, Viking Child, Toki, Roadblasters. On the CDX, ummm... jeez. Too much to name, so just Sonic CD for now.
3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently:
Not counting computers built explicitly for the purpose, 9.
4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?:
Wait, what? That's fucking specific. Ok, how about Ryu. Or Ken.
5) If you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company with kickass character designs, I would like to hear a "hell yes" followed by a Capcom character you love.
... Who wrote this shit? Still, I definitely have the hots for felicia. Or the fish dude from darkstalkers nobody seems to show any love. Poor guy.
6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?:
Um, yeah... wipe your hands off, dude.
7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG?:
Wait, why the fuck am I doing this again? Fuck you.
How about System Shock 2.
8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
Boy, that's a tossup. In terms of style and awesomeness, 2D. There's so much more artistic direction and neatness that can be portrayed using sprites than 3D will likely ever match. That said, it's tough to beat 3D for realism when you absolutely, positively need a murder simulator. I mean FPS.
9) Are you an SNK fan?
Oh sure. If shooter after shooter didn't interest me, at least they have their yearly installment of half-assed fighting game. I'll probably take some flak for that. Or at least I would, if anyone actually gave a fuck.
In all honesty, the Metal Slug series is basically fueled by awesome.
9) Are you good at DDR?:
Eh, I was A-Bing 8-9 feet in the days of DDRMAX, but seeing as everyone's using the fucking bar now I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?:
... Is this a cry for attention? Is that what I'm getting here? Everyone does. Of course they do. If you DON'T want to kick the dog's ass, there's something fucking wrong with you.
11) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
Hmmm, yes. Let's just say I wasn't an especially fun friend to have if you weren't playing video games. Downright shitty, even. I like to think that's been remedied.
12) Do you listen to video game music?
A little, not much. Usually just because I like the artist. Of course, I'm also pretty picky about music and think 90% of video game music is trash.
13) Have you ever coshplayed a VG character..?
Is that like where you're skunk drunk and you think draping a roll of TP over your soggy mug makes you look like sephiroth? Because no, I haven't.
14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old Asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??:
??: ... ??: ?.
Anyway, no such luck. Mostly because when I play arcade games there's already an asian kid there to own me.
15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly:
Metroid (Prime was brilliant, but the sequels left me wanting), System Shock, Rocket Jockey (yeah, so who else has ever played this?)
16) Mario or Sonic?
Tough call. A good portion of my life was taken up by Sonic. But since then, Sega has very thoroughly raped and pillaged his corpse to the point of no recognition. At this time I'm forced (though not terribly unpleasantly) to side with Mario.
17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use SpiderMan as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?:
Fuck no.
18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.):
Hmmm. Hard to say. I don't play RPGs much, but that's not to say I don't like em. Sports games are similar, and some sports games are downright awesome (Virtua Tennis, for instance). I guess RPGs, if only because of their audience.
19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love:
Rez. Which is showing up on the 360 now, thank you lord.
20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
Verbally? Hah. Let's try physically.
21) Do you own any VG apparel?
A bit, yup.
22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
Oh john leguizamo. You poor, pathetic, latino bastard. Even you couldn't save this movie.
That said, still full of incredible amounts of awesome, but like The Wizard it's that 80s-retro-oh-god-what-have-we-done awesome.
23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
Another capcom-related question, huh? What about the Mortal Kombat movie? The first video game movie to actually BE HALF DECENT was about a game whose main selling point was that you could RIP A MAN'S SPINE OUT.
Anyway, unlike the mario bros. movie, this was downright fucking awful. In basically every respect.
24) Who hottest out of these three KOF chicks IYHO? Shermie, Leona, or Mai Shiranui.
Homosaywha? Probably mai. She's got the biggest knockers and ain't afraid to show it.
25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
Objection - irrelevent.
26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
I do not recall.
27) Do you own any imported games?
Oddly enough, no. Don't own, anyway.
28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going:
What kind of masturbatory "I'm a huge douche" question is that? Fuck you.
29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate:
I'm half-heartedly contemplating getting yoshi tattooed on my buttcheek. Half-heartedly because everyone says that's downright painful.
Maybe the lower back instead...
Oh, and I'd like to stick the triforce on my hip. Maybe.
30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
Zelda:OOT. And cause I'm a fucking faggot, ok?
Basically any game with enough character involvement and attachment that I know I won't be revisiting any time soon can cause me to get kinda misty.
So here's one I did to prove the point:
1) What was your FIRST video game console?:
Atari Lynx. Yeah, console, blah blah blah. If you want to get technical, Sega CDX.
2) Name a few games you played on said console:
On the lynx, California Games, Viking Child, Toki, Roadblasters. On the CDX, ummm... jeez. Too much to name, so just Sonic CD for now.
3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently:
Not counting computers built explicitly for the purpose, 9.
4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?:
Wait, what? That's fucking specific. Ok, how about Ryu. Or Ken.
5) If you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company with kickass character designs, I would like to hear a "hell yes" followed by a Capcom character you love.
... Who wrote this shit? Still, I definitely have the hots for felicia. Or the fish dude from darkstalkers nobody seems to show any love. Poor guy.
6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?:
Um, yeah... wipe your hands off, dude.
7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG?:
Wait, why the fuck am I doing this again? Fuck you.
How about System Shock 2.
8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
Boy, that's a tossup. In terms of style and awesomeness, 2D. There's so much more artistic direction and neatness that can be portrayed using sprites than 3D will likely ever match. That said, it's tough to beat 3D for realism when you absolutely, positively need a murder simulator. I mean FPS.
9) Are you an SNK fan?
Oh sure. If shooter after shooter didn't interest me, at least they have their yearly installment of half-assed fighting game. I'll probably take some flak for that. Or at least I would, if anyone actually gave a fuck.
In all honesty, the Metal Slug series is basically fueled by awesome.
9) Are you good at DDR?:
Eh, I was A-Bing 8-9 feet in the days of DDRMAX, but seeing as everyone's using the fucking bar now I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?:
... Is this a cry for attention? Is that what I'm getting here? Everyone does. Of course they do. If you DON'T want to kick the dog's ass, there's something fucking wrong with you.
11) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
Hmmm, yes. Let's just say I wasn't an especially fun friend to have if you weren't playing video games. Downright shitty, even. I like to think that's been remedied.
12) Do you listen to video game music?
A little, not much. Usually just because I like the artist. Of course, I'm also pretty picky about music and think 90% of video game music is trash.
13) Have you ever coshplayed a VG character..?
Is that like where you're skunk drunk and you think draping a roll of TP over your soggy mug makes you look like sephiroth? Because no, I haven't.
14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old Asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??:
??: ... ??: ?.
Anyway, no such luck. Mostly because when I play arcade games there's already an asian kid there to own me.
15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly:
Metroid (Prime was brilliant, but the sequels left me wanting), System Shock, Rocket Jockey (yeah, so who else has ever played this?)
16) Mario or Sonic?
Tough call. A good portion of my life was taken up by Sonic. But since then, Sega has very thoroughly raped and pillaged his corpse to the point of no recognition. At this time I'm forced (though not terribly unpleasantly) to side with Mario.
17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use SpiderMan as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?:
Fuck no.
18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.):
Hmmm. Hard to say. I don't play RPGs much, but that's not to say I don't like em. Sports games are similar, and some sports games are downright awesome (Virtua Tennis, for instance). I guess RPGs, if only because of their audience.
19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love:
Rez. Which is showing up on the 360 now, thank you lord.
20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
Verbally? Hah. Let's try physically.
21) Do you own any VG apparel?
A bit, yup.
22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
Oh john leguizamo. You poor, pathetic, latino bastard. Even you couldn't save this movie.
That said, still full of incredible amounts of awesome, but like The Wizard it's that 80s-retro-oh-god-what-have-we-done awesome.
23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
Another capcom-related question, huh? What about the Mortal Kombat movie? The first video game movie to actually BE HALF DECENT was about a game whose main selling point was that you could RIP A MAN'S SPINE OUT.
Anyway, unlike the mario bros. movie, this was downright fucking awful. In basically every respect.
24) Who hottest out of these three KOF chicks IYHO? Shermie, Leona, or Mai Shiranui.
Homosaywha? Probably mai. She's got the biggest knockers and ain't afraid to show it.
25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
Objection - irrelevent.
26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
I do not recall.
27) Do you own any imported games?
Oddly enough, no. Don't own, anyway.
28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going:
What kind of masturbatory "I'm a huge douche" question is that? Fuck you.
29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate:
I'm half-heartedly contemplating getting yoshi tattooed on my buttcheek. Half-heartedly because everyone says that's downright painful.
Maybe the lower back instead...
Oh, and I'd like to stick the triforce on my hip. Maybe.
30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
Zelda:OOT. And cause I'm a fucking faggot, ok?
Basically any game with enough character involvement and attachment that I know I won't be revisiting any time soon can cause me to get kinda misty.
Well, an I only own 5 consoles aside from PC or handheld. 4 if you want to talk working ones. Damn cat peed on my N64.. hence to say it's an ex-cat! I wonder why there's no BW Wii-porn. An I mean like you owning a fur who's playing it by AVing them or something. ;} Okay, my brain's in the gutter, don't mind it much.
I'd have more to say but.. l'ma keepin the spammage to a minimum.
Answer the question, Mr. Trite. :D
I do recall that in the animated series for whatever reasons the good guys and the bad guys had to apper to be best of friends and have dinner together because Pyron's brother was on the planet. The fish dude was seated near Pyron's brother.
The guy kept staring at the fish dude and then finally said, "You know, you are very attractive." (or smething similar to that)
To which the fish dude replied with a roll of his eyes, "Yes, I know."
I never laughed so hard in my life. :)
I hate most meme's. If people are really that bored, they should go find something more constructive to do than verbally jerk themselves in front of anyone who reads journals. D: I hardly ever read em myself. Maybe because I get bamboozled with so many unnecessary meme journals, or some ranting cry baby shit. Otherwise there's just too many journals to go thorugh and too many of them are pointless so most get baleeted. :3 Also your a dragon yay! *hugs your tummy*