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Hail Coco!
15 years ago
For he is the lord of all gingers! Marvel at the spectacle you have just seen for it is totally awesome and filled with explosions and epic music and junk.
His emissary hath spoken!
*The camera zooms out to see a room filled with various figures, all clad in scarlet robes.*
Amongst their numbers are: Ronald Weasley, Chuck Norris, The Wendys Chick, Kari Byron of MythBusters, Chucky the Homicidal Doll, Carrot Top, WWE's Sheamus, Dexter the Boy Genius, Dave Mustang, Ronald McDonald, Lindsey Lohan, and Thomas Jefferson.
*The camera then moves gingerly over the spectacle, hovering over each person before stoping completely over a huge portrait of Lord Coco decked out in a cartoonish looking royal crown and scepter.*
Just think, he had to somehow defeat Chuck-fucking-Norris to lay claim to that crown.
An epic party - the likes of which FA has never seen...
...occurs eternally in this journal footer.
Only the coolest of the cool kids were invited though.
Ohio:
http://www.usfireworks.biz/legal/oh.htm
NH: http://www.nh.gov/safety/divisions/.....eworksList.pdf
NH -- "Live free or Die"
""Exempt" fireworks are fireworks that the State Fire Marshall has determined to be limited to
1. industrial use,
2. commercial use,
3. agricultural use, or
4. religious ceremonies."
How the hell do you use fireworks for agricultural purposes?
If the purpose of the fireworks law was to protect people from misuse I would suspect that the laws regarding dangerous firearms would be even more stricter. Instead the opposite is true. I guess sparklers and shotguns are just equally dangerous to the public or something.
If they are supposedly so dangerous then why not outlaw them completely to everyone. Guns at least give you protection from criminals and such. Fireworks just give you a whole bunch of pretty colors. I can have the equivalent with my iTunes visualizer, why should we let people play with such supposedly dangerous devices - risking others lives for a few seconds of lights and loud noise?
If they were to reply with "fireworks aren't as dangerous as you make them seem" then they are just agreeing with the fact that they should be legal in the first place.