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yet another joke journal ^^
15 years ago
"To truely enjoy life you must close your mouth and open your eyes and ears so that one can take in information and not give any away"
Cheating Wife
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home he asks the cab driver if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her
in the act. For $100, the cab driver agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cab driver tip toe into the
bedroom.The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back.
And there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership,
HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cab driver and says, 'What would you do?
The cab driver replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he
catches cold.'
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home he asks the cab driver if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her
in the act. For $100, the cab driver agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cab driver tip toe into the
bedroom.The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back.
And there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership,
HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cab driver and says, 'What would you do?
The cab driver replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he
catches cold.'
