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I... am going... to... prison...
15 years ago
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To get my brother in law out... he's being released tomorrow. HEH, some of you actually believed it, didntcha!
We got a letter from him today. He's doing well. He's a good guy when he's not on the drugs.
His cell mate is an interesting sort. BIG black dude named "Scareface". He's got a genuine 100% permanent all carnivorous gold grille put in place of his teeth, with the K9s made particularly long for a vampire look. He's serving life plus 10 years. But they get along. Near their cell is a mark on the floor where many years ago during a riot another inmate was set on fire. Just a shadow, but if you really look you can see the spot.
So, kiddies, behave! Or maybe YOU will share a cell with Scareface.
We got a letter from him today. He's doing well. He's a good guy when he's not on the drugs.
His cell mate is an interesting sort. BIG black dude named "Scareface". He's got a genuine 100% permanent all carnivorous gold grille put in place of his teeth, with the K9s made particularly long for a vampire look. He's serving life plus 10 years. But they get along. Near their cell is a mark on the floor where many years ago during a riot another inmate was set on fire. Just a shadow, but if you really look you can see the spot.
So, kiddies, behave! Or maybe YOU will share a cell with Scareface.
hehe
Wouldn't mind the teeth but gold is a bit ostentatious.
So yeah, I pretty much stop at "getting very annoyed"