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Ok, This guy actually got me good.
15 years ago
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Everyone who has spent enough time on the internet has noticed posts like this (I hope):
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON
THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF
YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY
OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS
COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE
WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT
STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5
VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS ALT+F4
AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN
IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!
Irritating, and sloppy. "Dont", "Readin" and "Dunt" can't be found in any dictionary, and when typed in, are underlined by spell-check. "UV", "Dis" and "UR", are only acceptable if typed on a fucking phone. Period. And is Caps Lock really that necessary? Alt+f4 will close your browser, so unless your crushes-- sorry, crush's name is on your desktop, then you achieved nothing. Use a @%&$ing apostrophe, it won't KILL you (if you use one, that is...).
But I see things like this all the time! I am also impressed at how other people try to do what it says, even if they're the one WHO POSTED THE GODD@MN THING!
But I recently found one 'spam' message that I actually took the time to DOWNLOAD to use at my leisure. Sparingly, of course:
This is how you do it folks. Humor and sarcasm will beat anything else at getting attention. ANYTHING. Don't believe me? Ask Dr. House. Go ahead, I'll wait.
...
.....
..........
Ah, you're back. *ahem* Told you.
Oh and if anyone who reads this (HA! that's a good one!) knows any similar "spam", I would love to know about it.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON
THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF
YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY
OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS
COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE
WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT
STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5
VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS ALT+F4
AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN
IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!
Irritating, and sloppy. "Dont", "Readin" and "Dunt" can't be found in any dictionary, and when typed in, are underlined by spell-check. "UV", "Dis" and "UR", are only acceptable if typed on a fucking phone. Period. And is Caps Lock really that necessary? Alt+f4 will close your browser, so unless your crushes-- sorry, crush's name is on your desktop, then you achieved nothing. Use a @%&$ing apostrophe, it won't KILL you (if you use one, that is...).
But I see things like this all the time! I am also impressed at how other people try to do what it says, even if they're the one WHO POSTED THE GODD@MN THING!
But I recently found one 'spam' message that I actually took the time to DOWNLOAD to use at my leisure. Sparingly, of course:
Dear Guest
Here are 10 facts about you:
1. You're reading my comment
2. Now your thinking that's a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped 3.
5. You're checking it now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that I skipped 9.
11. You're checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only supposed to be 10 facts.
Copy and paste to 1 video, and tomorrow will be the best day ever.This is how you do it folks. Humor and sarcasm will beat anything else at getting attention. ANYTHING. Don't believe me? Ask Dr. House. Go ahead, I'll wait.
...
.....
..........
Ah, you're back. *ahem* Told you.
Oh and if anyone who reads this (HA! that's a good one!) knows any similar "spam", I would love to know about it.
