It's not til tomorrow...and it's nobody's fault you're single, you know. :P The day wasn't meant for that reason.

The whole thing is after an unknown Christian priest who married people against Rome's will. I fail to see how selling chocolates and flowers has anything to do with that. So, fuck it.

Then go get yourself some flowers, a box of chocolates, and enjoy the day by sitting back and looking at porn, jerking off, and maybe watching a movie.

Or if you're in school...or work...after you're done with the day's tasks at hand. :3

Made by Hallmark to sell cards, candy, and jewelry. Sales are boosted, but it's all stupid.

"Love" is overstated, undervalued, and overrated.

The truth indeed. Love is a gnar 4 letter word!

Fuck Valentine's Day! Who cares anyway?

Cheap chocolates are not a bad thing.

This is true, of course. I like cheap chocolate better than most of the good stuff, anyway.

Also known as SAD

At least someone else caught that!

I'm... so...

ronery... so ronery... so ronery and sadry arone...
deres no one, just me onry... sitting on my rittre thwone...
I wowk rearry hawd n make up gweat prans...
But nobody ristens, no one understands...

When I rure da wowrd maybe dey'rr notice meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

But untir den... I'rr just be ronery...


-sigh-


rittre ronery...


Poor rittre... meeeeeee...

That's why I support steak and blowjob day