cocaine and car wrecks
14 years ago
The past few weeks of my life have been astounding.
Bought my first 8 the other night. Partied with a few of my favorite manwhores. Soooo great.
But some fuckwad smashed the shit outta my trunk yesterday while I was on the job with a goddamn pizza in my car. The ass end of my ride was completely demolished, but I got the one exhaust tip I still had as a souvenir haha. No one was hurt or anything, all I did was throw a hissyfit about my stuffed frog and giraffe getting glass all over them.
So now I'm at home with the internet and trusty ol' solitaire at my side. Whoooooo
I'm so suing for lost wages, ahaha
Bought my first 8 the other night. Partied with a few of my favorite manwhores. Soooo great.
But some fuckwad smashed the shit outta my trunk yesterday while I was on the job with a goddamn pizza in my car. The ass end of my ride was completely demolished, but I got the one exhaust tip I still had as a souvenir haha. No one was hurt or anything, all I did was throw a hissyfit about my stuffed frog and giraffe getting glass all over them.
So now I'm at home with the internet and trusty ol' solitaire at my side. Whoooooo
I'm so suing for lost wages, ahaha