My mother, my first love and the woman who made me... me. I miss you, and hope you come back to visit soon.

My girlfriend, -- I know we're having some distance issues, but know that you're always in my thoughts and deep in my heart.

My E drive, which holds all my porn. I will eventually encrypt you just to make sure no one goes poking through you.

There are others, but I don't wanna get too TMI.

Happy V-Day, folks.