1. Are you single or taken?
single - apparently I've been single for months.

2. Chocolate or flowers?
knives... Now preferably to end my fucking life.

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
I sent texts that had Valentine's mentioned in them. Even happy in there as well.

4. Do you like anyone?
I guess the question should be directed the opposite way.

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
no, and apparently I should have been told it was over before this one as well.

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Someone who actually wants me.

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
maybe next year when I try to make a heart shaped blood splatter out of my corpse I will.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I am so blind to these things I sincerely doubt it.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Yes and I have.

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
ummm...

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
no and I'd be running for my life if they did, that could not possibly mean anything good.

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
I generally don't but this year I think I'll make an exception

13. Do you like candy hearts?
no...

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
hatred, darkness and dis pear!!!

15. Is Valentines depressing?
There has only been one that was remotely not absolutely suicidally bad. It's the way the holiday is made to be! Much like Christmas. One day to make you realize you are shit and your life generally sucks. Very rarely have I had someone that didn't just contact me because they felt obligated to in some way.

16. How is your love life?
apparently it's over for now and I didn't get the fucking memo...

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No apparently I got dropped beforehand... again I don't know where it ended considering I wasn't on the receiving end of that memo.

18. How many roses would you want?
I envy the rose in your teeth love, much more for the thorns underneath love... digging into your gummmms.

19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
yes [HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA - GUESS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER]

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
practically under no circumstances.

21. Who was your last Valentine from?
/B/

22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
Not really anyone although I know I'm getting something from someone who cannot be dissuaded

23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
I'm happy with the ones I got

24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
aside from messages. two

25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
wait you mean this isn't the status quo?

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single year?
I dunno I haven't really gotten any in quite some time other than a few messages which are generally standard at this point.

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
maybe once a long ass time ago, it was probably as insincere as ones that weren't anonymous as well.

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
No, I always own up to that shit and only once has it not bitten me in the ass!

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
If by anonymous you mean sending a channer to someone in a box!!!
Why do I suddenly find this to be the most romantic thing I've ever thought of?

30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
a crushing end to a relationship I sacrificed two years of my life to try and keep.

31. What was the worst?
See above and realize there is no longer any tongue in this cheek...

32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
Yeah once again, see above and feel the irony that I wasn't even informed that I didn't actually make it to my three year anniversary since she wouldn't even tell me she couldn't be bothered anymore.


Disclaimer... fuck my life and fuck this goddamn pitiful shit end to a relationship that came in the mail about 2-3 months late...