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Fuck off Saint Valentine
14 years ago
Thought I'd give a nice counter to all the lovey-dovey crap going around.
Fuck Valentine's Day.
That's right, fuck it. There is no better excuse than to buy dead things and fatty foods than Valentine's day. At least during Christmas you may get something useful as a present, and if you're lucky you get to see all your family. Valentine's Day is a day where you say to your significant other, I love you a lot, and to show you I will give you dead plants and food that will make you fat and rot your teeth. Don't eat too much, or you'll get diabetes.
Not to mention that it rubs the noses of single people into just how lonely they really are, sitting at home by themselves eating shitty food because it's not worth going out and having their fair share of alcohol to drown themselves in the darkness.
Bitter, you say? Fuck you, you have no idea. Ever since Valentine's Day actually MEANT something, it's been shitty. Every single year; and I'm NOT talking about handing out candy at school or whatever. That was more about candy than anything else.
Only thing good about Valentines Day is it's only for one day. That and I know that I'm not the only scrooge.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3401813/ Thanks, Kida. It's the truth, and why my PS3 has been on all day rather than some TV garbage.
Fuck Saint Valentine and his fucking day.
Fuck Valentine's Day.
That's right, fuck it. There is no better excuse than to buy dead things and fatty foods than Valentine's day. At least during Christmas you may get something useful as a present, and if you're lucky you get to see all your family. Valentine's Day is a day where you say to your significant other, I love you a lot, and to show you I will give you dead plants and food that will make you fat and rot your teeth. Don't eat too much, or you'll get diabetes.
Not to mention that it rubs the noses of single people into just how lonely they really are, sitting at home by themselves eating shitty food because it's not worth going out and having their fair share of alcohol to drown themselves in the darkness.
Bitter, you say? Fuck you, you have no idea. Ever since Valentine's Day actually MEANT something, it's been shitty. Every single year; and I'm NOT talking about handing out candy at school or whatever. That was more about candy than anything else.
Only thing good about Valentines Day is it's only for one day. That and I know that I'm not the only scrooge.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3401813/ Thanks, Kida. It's the truth, and why my PS3 has been on all day rather than some TV garbage.
Fuck Saint Valentine and his fucking day.
lulz
-hugs- happeh (late) valentines day
-laughs-
i'll send a letter, promise -fails hard about that-