Have you ever just wanted to cause drama? Like the kind that would make fan boys' heads explode? Oh I so want to, yet I still hold back! You see, while all the fan boys masturbate to the idea they'll be able to pick up their copy of Halo 3 tonight at midnight I would have already played the game!! How so? Simple. I'm one of less then 100 people invited to Micro$oft's Pre-launch Party tonight in NYC. And guess what? I'm not a fan of Halo nor do I own an Xbox360!

I think I'm turning into a troll for the day because today I'm feeling the lulz. >;P