Curiouser and curiouser said Alice... or something
15 years ago
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But my name aint Alice.
So I decide to put on a game. My X Box 360 is acting odd, sometimes wont close the tray and such. I think it's dying. So I lean forward and kneel on the bed to dink around with it and... I can't straighten my leg. I tried "walking it off" but... that's kind of hard to with your your leg bent at an acute angle. Managed to force it somewhat straight and got a hot pad on it.
So... what can this mean... I know my knee gets sore and I suffer a lot of problems with a massive over production of bone spurs and cartilage in my body tends to disappear. I hope I don't need a knee replacement. This isn't a good time.
A few years ago I had a knee surgery to remove a fish hook shaped bone spur from my other knee and they X Rayed both knees and they said they were healthy for a man my size. It's natural when you spent a big part of your life at well over 300 pounds to have a bit of wear, but the doc liked how the joints look.
Maybe I'll be lucky and it's just a bursitis or some other oddly and suddenly inflamatory bit. In the meantime I'm going to lay here and ponder what the chances of making it to the bathroom are considering that's where I left my fucking cane...
So I decide to put on a game. My X Box 360 is acting odd, sometimes wont close the tray and such. I think it's dying. So I lean forward and kneel on the bed to dink around with it and... I can't straighten my leg. I tried "walking it off" but... that's kind of hard to with your your leg bent at an acute angle. Managed to force it somewhat straight and got a hot pad on it.
So... what can this mean... I know my knee gets sore and I suffer a lot of problems with a massive over production of bone spurs and cartilage in my body tends to disappear. I hope I don't need a knee replacement. This isn't a good time.
A few years ago I had a knee surgery to remove a fish hook shaped bone spur from my other knee and they X Rayed both knees and they said they were healthy for a man my size. It's natural when you spent a big part of your life at well over 300 pounds to have a bit of wear, but the doc liked how the joints look.
Maybe I'll be lucky and it's just a bursitis or some other oddly and suddenly inflamatory bit. In the meantime I'm going to lay here and ponder what the chances of making it to the bathroom are considering that's where I left my fucking cane...
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and do you have a cane with flames on it? very important.
I guess don't bother getting up unless you need to. If you have to get up, I guess use the wall for support till you can get to your stick friend?
One time I used a sword as a cane (Before I actually got a cane. I just dealt with it then when I got a case of gout.) and it didn't work so well for my ood floors...