LOLOMGWTFROFLBBQ
(I missed you)

ARHSGSHSB EHGEBV
(You so did not)

FLAGABLEHUDUPOOLIP
(Stop making such accusations!)

NIBBLEDYBIB HAHANOOSEMITCH
(I sir, find your complete and obvious denial of the facts to be utterly offensive.)

Yay!

Indeed! :D

Perhaps. Per... haps...

It's pretty obvious god has a sense of ironic humour, because now I'M actually the one who's so busy I can only login on weekends *My John Cleese deadpan breaks and I collapse at your feet, clinging to your legs, crying* I'm sorry! Waaaahh....

It's alright. XD I have so much to talk about. I have straight hair, I've been to london, I've got a new job, waaah its so epic. XD

Aww, you have straightened hair RJ? Yay, the fox is even cuter now :3

Straightening Iron? I need one of those as well

Sweet, tell me more about your job and london

Yep, straighteners. :D I look better than before, there's some older pic on fb when i was still experimenting with it where i apparently look like a chinese person. XD

London was amazing, I've never ever been and it was just... wow! XD seeing all the landmarks first hand, it was truly one of the best days ever. :D

And my job is working as a receptionist in a garage. Really bad pay, but i'm up for a raise. :D

So how have things been with you, Wolfy?

Lol, first your hair looks african and now you look chinese? XDDD

Well, I really need to see London. I haven't been there since I was 6, and my British Cousins are pining for me to come and visit. I love Landmarks and taking photos, call me a photographer if you want ^_^

Well, Foxy, Wolfy's been trying for his Driving Test...and failed :( At least I'm gonna try again next week :D but they're charging me dad an Extra 200 bucks for a re-test >:( Well, wish me luck

And have I told you that I'm now a prefect? :D Yeah, it's awesome being on the Student leader's committee ^_^ Ah, the power...what would make it sweeter is if we had nuclear weapons, too >:D But seriously, I'm trying to make some changes like cutting the school's power bills dramatically, which are like a 200,000 a year! O.o And the bulk of it is from aircon use, and a lot of it's from empty classrooms where the students are too lazy-ass to shut them off before leaving *eyeroll*

MAths and Advanced Maths are a bitch, so much so I'm suffering anxiety issues that I'm no longer the top student in the class and get depressed about it a lot. I'm committing 1/2 my study efforts to Advanced Maths alone. I know, I'm crazy

Well, that's me. How bout you? What's that tail of yours been up to?

NO ZEAR. NO NUKES FOR YOU! *Throws a chicken nugget at you*

The tail? Nothing much. XD

*grabs the chicken nugget and noms* Yum, got any sweet and sour sauce?

You know I mean silly, but just for that, tail yank! *tugs*

What did you mean, about the tail exactly? :P

It was just a euphemism for "what have you been up to?"

Ah see. Nothin much cept for london and hair straightenings. XD

Oh, and I saved my friends life today but hey, all in a days work. XD Don't worry, he's completely fine now.

Really? What happened if you don't mind me asking

Well, he occassionally has trouble breathing due to a birth defect where he has bad lungs. But today he's been under stress about moving college, his gf and the coursework for art, so he kinda had a major panic attack on the way home from school and passed out. I called the ambulance and stayed with him and made sure he was okay, but he was hardly breathing and when he was he started fitting.

The ambulance paras were amazing though, and we took him to a&e and eventually we found out he was okay.

Oh, thank god. Poor guy, I hope this doens't happen often

It doesn't this is the first time I'd ever seen it this bad.

I hope this doesn't become a pattern :(

Hopefully it won't. But he's absolutely fine now.

So, enough about my time off, what di you get up to?

There's my driver's license, my being prefect, clocking 108 hours on Pokémon SoulSilver, performance anxiety, erotic fantasies about yo-*freezes as I realise what I said* ...you didn't hear that...

... I heard nothing. XD

So you got your drivers license then after all?

NO, I'm taking the re-test this coming monday, let's hope I can pass, if I still don't I'll resort to bribing XD

Well, seeing as your already rich. :P

*Chorus of "Posh Boy! Posh Boy!" Fill the air*

Oh come now! I'm not rich. Just cuz i go to Private School, have a Macbook and iPhone, take international holidays on a regular basis, have maids to do a ton of the house doens't make me rich, does it? I mean, i don't have a Bentley sitting in the driveway

What cars do you have?

Note how i say "Cars" :P

My grandad has a BMW and a Fiat. My mum has a Proton (local car, inherited form my Grandmother), my dad has a Mercedes, a Fiat and a vintage BMW

There you go. Rich Posh Lad. XD

I hope you don't think any lower of me because of that, I usually don't like to admit to being rich

Why would I? XD From what I've heard you've hardly had an easy life because of it. It's people who are rich for NO REASON AT ALL that piss me off. Like the Kardashians.

good god I would kill them all. D:<

Uh huh, I hear that. My dad's rich cuz he works hard for it. He's the CEO of his company and he is a very busy man who's still dedicated to his family. Seriously I'm sometimes amazed he can juggle it all.

Yeah, being rich doesn't always mean life is easy XD

Thats the sign of a good business man.

Uh huh, and good time management. We don't feel distant from him at all

Brilliant, at least there's no bad sitcom farcical situations.

"Oh no! My boss is coming to dinner and the cat's eaten all the pasta!"

*Boioioing.*

No, but among me and my cousins we are like a sitcom on caffeine XD

Oh i see.

"Ohnomybossiscomingtodinnerandthecatseatenallthepasta*Boioioioing*"

XD

Is that from a real sitcom or is are you being silly? :P

It's pretty stereotypical of a stupid sitcom. XD

Ah, right. Now, the Big Bang Theory. THAT is a good sitcom, very original, good chemistry of characters and the humour works so well

Of course. Sheldon is the pure amazingness of the universe.

Soft kitty, warm kitty
little ball of fur
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
purr, purr, purr

I should totally get my roommate to sing that to me when I'm sick! :D

No, it's terrifying.

And you have a roommate? XD

No, I mena when I get to Uni :P

*mean

OOooooh.

You better make sure he/she knows about it then. XD

About what? Soft kitty?

Yes. XD It could be a bit of a shock otherwise. XD

And make sure he's a Big Bang Theory Fan, and he's you :3

:P Quite so ;D

Hehe, you know it, foxy ;D