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Why I despise old people.
14 years ago
LONG RANT!
So JUST got off from my second day of training am am leaving the mall complex that the call center is located at, and just at the bottom of this hill is one of those "wait till its clear then merge" turns, well I come up behind this old guy in a little pickup truck with a big metal pipe of sorts for a bumper, he just way out into the slow lane like he is making his move then jams on the breaks, no biggie im use to that level of stupid and I can react fast... but not when the asshole pops it in fucking reverse and doesn't even look behind his stupid ass to see if there is a car only a few feet away!
So the dumb old fuck backs into my car, no real major damage done, just about a loonie sized chunk of paint scraped off and a light scratch into the plastic... some shit I can fix in like an hour with bondo spot putty and some primer/ paint.
But thats not the issue.. okay well its the spawn of it but fuck ever!
I am sick and god damn fucking tired of old people and not knowing how to drive, they come outta side roads and almost t-bone you, they cut you off when you try and merge, they DON'T obey anything to do with round-abouts and merge lanes, they sit in the fast lane doing 10 UNDER the fucking god damn piss fucking speed limit. FUCK they even fly off into ditches on STRAIGHT STRETCHES on CLEAR DRY days NOT EVEN SPEEDING! (its happened a few times out here)
and what makes me embrace genocide most of all is when they try and blame young people for their own fuck ups.
I want to seriously look into welding a push bar to the front of my Civic, then I will welcome their stupidity with open arms and a sweet chromed "fuck you" kiss of cold death. If we can't seem to legally take the mentally ill-equipped and the slow un-responsive and un-educated drivers off our roads I might as well do it ye-old style via natural-car-selection
So JUST got off from my second day of training am am leaving the mall complex that the call center is located at, and just at the bottom of this hill is one of those "wait till its clear then merge" turns, well I come up behind this old guy in a little pickup truck with a big metal pipe of sorts for a bumper, he just way out into the slow lane like he is making his move then jams on the breaks, no biggie im use to that level of stupid and I can react fast... but not when the asshole pops it in fucking reverse and doesn't even look behind his stupid ass to see if there is a car only a few feet away!
So the dumb old fuck backs into my car, no real major damage done, just about a loonie sized chunk of paint scraped off and a light scratch into the plastic... some shit I can fix in like an hour with bondo spot putty and some primer/ paint.
But thats not the issue.. okay well its the spawn of it but fuck ever!
I am sick and god damn fucking tired of old people and not knowing how to drive, they come outta side roads and almost t-bone you, they cut you off when you try and merge, they DON'T obey anything to do with round-abouts and merge lanes, they sit in the fast lane doing 10 UNDER the fucking god damn piss fucking speed limit. FUCK they even fly off into ditches on STRAIGHT STRETCHES on CLEAR DRY days NOT EVEN SPEEDING! (its happened a few times out here)
and what makes me embrace genocide most of all is when they try and blame young people for their own fuck ups.
I want to seriously look into welding a push bar to the front of my Civic, then I will welcome their stupidity with open arms and a sweet chromed "fuck you" kiss of cold death. If we can't seem to legally take the mentally ill-equipped and the slow un-responsive and un-educated drivers off our roads I might as well do it ye-old style via natural-car-selection
I do realize they make good tail gater deterrent though, in the winter I backed into one of those parking space cement blocks and it shattered a old rusty linkage pipe to my muffler, for the next 2 days the car was so loud that I NEVER had a single person come closer than like 20 feet driving anywhere XD I kinda liked it aside going deaf hahaha
If they all only crashed or fucked shit up when no one else's property or persons was on the other end then fine because they are just screwing themselves. I can't laugh at stupid when it happens to the better people with good driving records..
Every one that gets creamed is a good conversation piece cause at least I know Darwinism is at least somewhat alive in this day and age lol
I just wish the strict driving rules that are pushed on us youth were pushed on ALL the older generations. really with youth the only problem I ever see is typical speed, most all young people use signals, know how to merge and use roundabouts as well.