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My Lack of Faith in Fur Fandom
15 years ago
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I am more noble than you? And you are more noble than me?
No, I'm not saying I'm leaving forever because furries are stupid and deserve to burn in to burn in hell nor am I saying that I wish I could leave but this fandom is like an addiction so all you who were hoping to get your rocks off by telling me "THEN GTFO!!!" go find someone else to do that to. In fact, this is for all you GTFOers who is probably like the 70% of furries who think it's the end of the world when furries are seen on TV or the news....ya'll are fucking stupid.
In the beginning, joining the fandom was fun to me because I was into Starfox and SWATKats and everyone else offline were "too grown" for cartoons and video games. I was limited to just forums and then I found FA and other furry and now it's just been going downhill. Not saying FA is a problem but those certain people who I think shouldn't be furries just because of some negativity they saw on MTV (yes I dare bring that up; didn't know about it at the time because I wasn't introduced to furries at the time)
And I remember that guy's journal title "We're on My Strange Addiction...and we're FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKED!!!". Nononononono, You're FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKED if someone hacks into your computer, gets all your information, takes all your money out your bank account, breaks up your car up with a baseball bat, and sets your house/apartment on fire OR if you find the hottest chick who doesn't want you to use a condom when you fuck her and then a few days later you find out that she was HIV+ and now you're HIV, THEN my friend, you are FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKED!!!!
And then the poor girl had an FA account and half of you chased her off. So what, we're all good friends unless we do furries outside of something that's non-furry? I'm half tempted to get a fursuit and do the same fucking thing as her just to piss the whole lot of you who didn't like it off. And when some Bible thumper or someone from My Strange Addiction comes up to me, I'd say "This is my life and I'm PROUD of what I'm doing! And if you don't like it, then you can go blow yourselves up for all I care!"
And, if by some miracle my stories are published and become good enough to make me some dough, I'm half tempted to write a book on furries to show the world how fickle and negative we are! How we like to see bunny and otter bois in French goth maid outfits with thongs on and when it's on TV, it's the end of the whole FUCKING world! I would LOVE to see what all you would do if FA and EVERY OTHER FURRY SITE was instantly pulled off the Internet!
I'm just confused! I'm a furry! I LOVE BEING A FURRY! I DON'T WANNA BE ANYTHING ELSE! SO I'M SUPPOSED TO HATE MYSELF AND OTHERS BECAUSE OF IT!?!?!?!?!?!
In the beginning, joining the fandom was fun to me because I was into Starfox and SWATKats and everyone else offline were "too grown" for cartoons and video games. I was limited to just forums and then I found FA and other furry and now it's just been going downhill. Not saying FA is a problem but those certain people who I think shouldn't be furries just because of some negativity they saw on MTV (yes I dare bring that up; didn't know about it at the time because I wasn't introduced to furries at the time)
And I remember that guy's journal title "We're on My Strange Addiction...and we're FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKED!!!". Nononononono, You're FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKED if someone hacks into your computer, gets all your information, takes all your money out your bank account, breaks up your car up with a baseball bat, and sets your house/apartment on fire OR if you find the hottest chick who doesn't want you to use a condom when you fuck her and then a few days later you find out that she was HIV+ and now you're HIV, THEN my friend, you are FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKED!!!!
And then the poor girl had an FA account and half of you chased her off. So what, we're all good friends unless we do furries outside of something that's non-furry? I'm half tempted to get a fursuit and do the same fucking thing as her just to piss the whole lot of you who didn't like it off. And when some Bible thumper or someone from My Strange Addiction comes up to me, I'd say "This is my life and I'm PROUD of what I'm doing! And if you don't like it, then you can go blow yourselves up for all I care!"
And, if by some miracle my stories are published and become good enough to make me some dough, I'm half tempted to write a book on furries to show the world how fickle and negative we are! How we like to see bunny and otter bois in French goth maid outfits with thongs on and when it's on TV, it's the end of the whole FUCKING world! I would LOVE to see what all you would do if FA and EVERY OTHER FURRY SITE was instantly pulled off the Internet!
I'm just confused! I'm a furry! I LOVE BEING A FURRY! I DON'T WANNA BE ANYTHING ELSE! SO I'M SUPPOSED TO HATE MYSELF AND OTHERS BECAUSE OF IT!?!?!?!?!?!
I have champagne in my fridge.... XD
I'd so drink white zinfandel and that and some JD, Vodka, and tequila... But I can't even though I have some.
Champagne has a subtle flavor. My mom only got champagne because of a recipe that she saw on Food Network that consists of blueberries, raspberries, mandarin oranges (the canned ones so it's already sliced), strawberries (sliced) and red sugar.
Basically it's like this...
Dip the rim of a champagne glass into some champagne, then dip into the red sugar to give it that "pretty" look, take a spoonful of the strawberry, blueberry, raspberry and orange mixture and put it in the champagne glass, then pour a bit of the bubbly into the glass till about halfway and sprinkle with just a little bit of red sugar and enjoy. :3
When you bite into the fruit mixture with some champagne in your mouth, it'll give it a very subtle fizzle and it'll give you a tightenin' in your cheeks because of all of the juices mixin' with the champagne.
I do have to warn you though that first time drinkers of any kind of alcohol will feel a warmin' sensation and their legs will feel a bit shaky and warm at the same time. Though, I only know that it happens to me whenever I have a drink of alcohol.