Kanibal said to do this if bored; I'z bored. And just saying, I'm not a perv.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sure, why not?

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Doesn't matter, but my afternoons are rather unyiffy.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left, because it's further from my alarm so I have to wake up to turn it off.

4. Do you masturbate?
Not really.

5. How often? Lately?
I dunno. Not lately, maybe a week or two ago?

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Obviously, yes.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, I love the pressure against my skin.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
In the bath. How do you do it in the shower? The water's probably going to hit you in the face!

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes, mostly from my FA subscriptions

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. It's like they're the DM and I'm a player character. Way more fun.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Romantically? Nope! Love sure is a weird word to define, though :3

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not at all! The list name's really a misnomer, isn't it?

13. Would you choose love or money?
Money!

14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
Petplay, roleplay and whatever wearing outfits is. Dressing up is fun!

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Probably a fancy restaurant after hours. Lots of couples go there when it's open, that's romance incarnate.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Toughie. A bus bathroom, I guess. It was cramped.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yep.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yeah.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
If I get called out there.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No, the bars aren't that bad

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
See #20

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes

24. What's your sexuality?
Asexual. Is it too late to mention that all of these results were done for profit, not attraction?

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
In the bathroom of the theater, but not where the movie's playing. That can't be legal.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Sex is work

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Eeyup!

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Dicks, dicks everywhere! Gifts, which I'm too lazy to count.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
There's film around. I'd love to find some of it.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Yes, I'm horrible with names.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes, not that fun,

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes, more fun

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Do people think it doesn't? I'd say so!

37. What's your favourite sexual position?
Doggie style! Odd, I usually don't like canines.

38. What's your favourite sex act?
If someone gave me an Abraham Lincoln, I would laugh my face off.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes, indeed. If sex = complete penetration, my record is 3. Not bad for a guy.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Anyone who reads a pervert meme and thinks filling it out's a good idea!