>implying I'm not gonna buy one for myself

I'm talking about http://www.etsy.com/listing/4941672.....-penis-cat-toy, which looks like the funnest thing ever. Not that I don't get far too much of that IRL, but come on! It takes a genius with a very specific sense of humour to come up with that.

I'm not promising or offering anything, but I'd be ever so grateful! How grateful? This grateful! :3