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Sex Meme (yes, that should perk your ears)
15 years ago
General
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, there is. It's called friends with benefits.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon and night. I find that I'm just too out of it in the morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The middle.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.
5. How often? Lately?
How often? Well. My average is about five times a day. My maximum was about 14 for about two days last summer... I was just trying to keep myself under control. My minimum is twice a day.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I'm told that I would make a nice profit if I did.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths, but sometimes there just isn't enough time.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No, and no.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not mainstream pornography. I find myself completely nonchalant towards the concept. Give me a nice collection of furry porn though and I'll go nuts!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, since I'm a passive person myself. Don't really know how to instigate things.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, but no one in that romantic wanting-to-be-with-them kind of way.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know all the people on my friends list. I might not have met them all in person, and I might not know what a minority of them look like, but they are still my friends.
13. would you choose money or love?
Money. A dragon is nothing without their hoard. For when the hoard is large, it attracts a mate. ^.=.^
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Collar & leash, uuuuuhhhhhh... Not much experience but I'm curious about handcuffs. And I can't even think of a third.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. Without much detail basically I couldn't get the point across to this one person that I didn't want to have sex with them. Despite their constant advances and pestering, I simply waited until they got themselves drunk, and left. Easy.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
*cough*virgin*cough*
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
As above.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No. But I've been caught quite a few times in a compromising situation.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. Didn't really like it. Not my style.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Well.... kinda. A dragon needs to prowl a little no?
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes, and it's always turned out crap. Oh there is one exception to that though, and it's still going good.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
The perks of being bisexual. I haven't had sex but I've kissed and fooled around with many of the same gender.
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual. I prefer dragons first, reptiles next. After that there really isn't any ordered preference. It's simply what catches my attention. I don't find myself too attracted to humans as I do to that human's fursona. If that makes any sense.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Heh... no. But there's been many times that I've disappeared to the toilets for a large amount of time.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes I have. They have the best lubricants.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
One or two.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Gah... one or two. And they're just... toys. Do I really have to answer this question? >.=.<
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No one has any pics of me and I've never been on film.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
What.... the.... fuck.... what is the point???? Seriously.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Hard to say. If you count scening between my fursona and sexual partners, then yes. Otherwise, no.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
No. Oral sex is just a stimulant. Just like anal sex isn't really sex. They're just putting it in your butt.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
My most comfortable position is on my back. I really haven't tried positions yet.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
uuuuuhhhh.... well I like oral. It's a good way to get to know the person you're in bed with - whether they're nice and let you do what you want or whether they only want it their way.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Arath ^.=.^ And I'm really hoping 
OrangeBluez does too. Perhaps a few others but those two are the ones I'm looking out for. :P
Yes, there is. It's called friends with benefits.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon and night. I find that I'm just too out of it in the morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The middle.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.
5. How often? Lately?
How often? Well. My average is about five times a day. My maximum was about 14 for about two days last summer... I was just trying to keep myself under control. My minimum is twice a day.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I'm told that I would make a nice profit if I did.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths, but sometimes there just isn't enough time.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
No, and no.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not mainstream pornography. I find myself completely nonchalant towards the concept. Give me a nice collection of furry porn though and I'll go nuts!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, since I'm a passive person myself. Don't really know how to instigate things.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, but no one in that romantic wanting-to-be-with-them kind of way.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know all the people on my friends list. I might not have met them all in person, and I might not know what a minority of them look like, but they are still my friends.
13. would you choose money or love?
Money. A dragon is nothing without their hoard. For when the hoard is large, it attracts a mate. ^.=.^
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Collar & leash, uuuuuhhhhhh... Not much experience but I'm curious about handcuffs. And I can't even think of a third.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. Without much detail basically I couldn't get the point across to this one person that I didn't want to have sex with them. Despite their constant advances and pestering, I simply waited until they got themselves drunk, and left. Easy.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
*cough*virgin*cough*
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
As above.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No. But I've been caught quite a few times in a compromising situation.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. Didn't really like it. Not my style.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Well.... kinda. A dragon needs to prowl a little no?
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes, and it's always turned out crap. Oh there is one exception to that though, and it's still going good.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
The perks of being bisexual. I haven't had sex but I've kissed and fooled around with many of the same gender.
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual. I prefer dragons first, reptiles next. After that there really isn't any ordered preference. It's simply what catches my attention. I don't find myself too attracted to humans as I do to that human's fursona. If that makes any sense.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Heh... no. But there's been many times that I've disappeared to the toilets for a large amount of time.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes I have. They have the best lubricants.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
One or two.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Gah... one or two. And they're just... toys. Do I really have to answer this question? >.=.<
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No one has any pics of me and I've never been on film.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
What.... the.... fuck.... what is the point???? Seriously.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Hard to say. If you count scening between my fursona and sexual partners, then yes. Otherwise, no.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
No. Oral sex is just a stimulant. Just like anal sex isn't really sex. They're just putting it in your butt.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
My most comfortable position is on my back. I really haven't tried positions yet.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
uuuuuhhhh.... well I like oral. It's a good way to get to know the person you're in bed with - whether they're nice and let you do what you want or whether they only want it their way.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Arath ^.=.^ And I'm really hoping 
OrangeBluez does too. Perhaps a few others but those two are the ones I'm looking out for. :P
I read to the end and then was like
I'll dooo it, but just for you :p
And someday you're going to have to show me your toys >:)