Okay, so I'm checking my FA today and I notice I have a note.
"Oh wow, I love notes! I wonder who it could be?"
I look and I I see it's from some person named Enigma_Dragan... I'm in a pretty good mood so I just chill and open it......... this was the message:

Thank you Wise-ass, thank you very much.

OMGWTFCHARLES!! I don't even know who this douche bag is and he has the nerve to send me a message telling me to fuck off when I don't ta;k to too many of the fuckwads out there!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHA! Well, buddy, you just made my night! I can't belive someone took the time to write a non-sequitur note.... and actually thought I would give a shit!!

I know it may seem like it right now but I'm really not a dick. Actually, most people find me easy going.. and it's true. Point being... if you write me hate mail and want me to give a shit then at least say what you're hating me for.. or sumthin. Well, I've had a good laugh. I hope you have too.

For fuck's sake, people remember three things.
1. If just fucking marks on paper. No matter how good you are it's still just fucking marks on paper that our brains consider as art(?).
2. It's not real pussy, cock, or shitting dick nipples. Go out there and get some real pussy/cock/whateverthefuckyoulikeitinwhateverorafice! You find sex to be fun and it feels great! Life is short... and maybe you only get one shot at it.
3. Don't take yourself so seriously... we're all just fuckin monkeys anyway. Specialized monkeys, but monkeys nonetheless. Cry about it all you want but in the end I don't know shit and neither do you.

G'night!