I have been pondering pursuing a relationship. The problem is that women terrify me! I am so awkward around them and I have no idea what to say! I am worried that I will say something weird and awkward, or I will inadvertently say something that will offend them. I've had crushes before and I am not good at controlling those kinds of emotions. It seems that whenever I start feeling something for a woman, I cannot seem to hold back my feelings.

I get all deep and touchy-feely, and that weirds them out. Whenever a woman develops a crush on me, it terrifies me. I should be happy, but I feel weird, like I am under observation. I feel like hiding my blushing snout under my paws. I have no idea how to handle women, they make me stupid :S