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Time for a sexy party<3
14 years ago
homg....sexy memes are sexy<3 and amasing to fill out while listening to the heaviest of all heavy metal music ;D
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Well, concidering I've seen quite a few of them, I'd say yes<3 Y'all are my sexy bitches~
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Depends. A nice quickie in the morning can be nice, but then again, a nice love to fall asleep to can be nice also.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
lolwut. Gtfo, I take up my whole bed kay thanks.
4. Do you masturbate?
Oh lawrd<3
5. How often? Lately?
Quite a bit, not gonna lie<3 Lately? No. Porn has gone completely to shit lately soooooooo...yeah :C
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
*cough* I might have once...or twice...>>
Meth is a hell of a drug D;<
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower please. Baths are, as Sadie said, for relaxing. I don't want to sit in my own swill then put clean clothes on. That's gross.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Does a pool count? It's kinda like a giant bath minus the soap....>>
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
My guy friends robbed me of my porno virginity D<!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Gotta admit an aggressive partner sounds so hawt. Passive if I wanna be all cute n' cuddly<3
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Like, LOVE love? or love? 'couls I can answer both honestly D;
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Out of the 38 people on my friends lists, three I've met IRL. Ohgosh, that was the best summer so far<3 Can't wait to do it again sometime :3
13. Would you choose money or love?
Well, seeing as how the quest doesn't specifically say one or the other, I'mma say both.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Uhh. I have kinks?
Idk. Toy-play. Mutual play... Gettin' SOMEONE off to the point they can't move and I lol <3 <---rofl. Sadie. Wtf<3
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Tried to. If I don't want to do something, I get really closed off like, really fast >>
I'm trying to branch out a little, though D;
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Haven't had the most romantic yet.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A trampoline >>
It was so bouncy<3
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Noope.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Gross. No. If I want to see nasty ho's taking their clothes off I'll get on the internetz. That shit's free.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Lawl. No. I go there to get drunk prz<3
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope<3
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No, and if I was I'd prolly be a ho and mooch free booze off of them and sneak away to go to the bathroom...and go home. <---Best answer ever!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Kissed, yes. Sex, no.
24. What's your sexuality?
Wanna find out? >:3
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
What? No. I go to the movies to watch the movie. Not watch the face of whoever is trying to screw me D;<
I'm a cheap ass, yo. I want to enjoy the money I'm wasting >:C
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup. Lovers Lane and Spencers<3 Lovers Lane is so win >>
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Lawl. Duh. Who goes to an adult store and leaves empty handed? Not me!
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Bahahahahaha<3
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
4. It's not how many you have, it's how amasing they work<3
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Just one person. -A- picture.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
lmao.....omg. Not even answering this.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Bleh. No way. So boring.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I GET BORED...........don't judge me.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yup. SOMEONE'S gettin' off. So it still counts<3
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy prz >>
Second is definately the other person on top<3 Oh gosh~
38. What's your favorite sex act?
*pause* Does the whole thing count? If it doesn't, it should.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nah. Can't say the idea really thrills me either >>
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Hm. Good question. Guess we'll find out<3
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Well, concidering I've seen quite a few of them, I'd say yes<3 Y'all are my sexy bitches~
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Depends. A nice quickie in the morning can be nice, but then again, a nice love to fall asleep to can be nice also.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
lolwut. Gtfo, I take up my whole bed kay thanks.
4. Do you masturbate?
Oh lawrd<3
5. How often? Lately?
Quite a bit, not gonna lie<3 Lately? No. Porn has gone completely to shit lately soooooooo...yeah :C
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
*cough* I might have once...or twice...>>
Meth is a hell of a drug D;<
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower please. Baths are, as Sadie said, for relaxing. I don't want to sit in my own swill then put clean clothes on. That's gross.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Does a pool count? It's kinda like a giant bath minus the soap....>>
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
My guy friends robbed me of my porno virginity D<!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Gotta admit an aggressive partner sounds so hawt. Passive if I wanna be all cute n' cuddly<3
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Like, LOVE love? or love? 'couls I can answer both honestly D;
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Out of the 38 people on my friends lists, three I've met IRL. Ohgosh, that was the best summer so far<3 Can't wait to do it again sometime :3
13. Would you choose money or love?
Well, seeing as how the quest doesn't specifically say one or the other, I'mma say both.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Uhh. I have kinks?
Idk. Toy-play. Mutual play... Gettin' SOMEONE off to the point they can't move and I lol <3 <---rofl. Sadie. Wtf<3
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Tried to. If I don't want to do something, I get really closed off like, really fast >>
I'm trying to branch out a little, though D;
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Haven't had the most romantic yet.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A trampoline >>
It was so bouncy<3
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Noope.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Gross. No. If I want to see nasty ho's taking their clothes off I'll get on the internetz. That shit's free.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Lawl. No. I go there to get drunk prz<3
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope<3
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No, and if I was I'd prolly be a ho and mooch free booze off of them and sneak away to go to the bathroom...and go home. <---Best answer ever!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Kissed, yes. Sex, no.
24. What's your sexuality?
Wanna find out? >:3
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
What? No. I go to the movies to watch the movie. Not watch the face of whoever is trying to screw me D;<
I'm a cheap ass, yo. I want to enjoy the money I'm wasting >:C
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup. Lovers Lane and Spencers<3 Lovers Lane is so win >>
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Lawl. Duh. Who goes to an adult store and leaves empty handed? Not me!
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Bahahahahaha<3
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
4. It's not how many you have, it's how amasing they work<3
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Just one person. -A- picture.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
lmao.....omg. Not even answering this.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Bleh. No way. So boring.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I GET BORED...........don't judge me.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yup. SOMEONE'S gettin' off. So it still counts<3
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy prz >>
Second is definately the other person on top<3 Oh gosh~
38. What's your favorite sex act?
*pause* Does the whole thing count? If it doesn't, it should.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nah. Can't say the idea really thrills me either >>
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Hm. Good question. Guess we'll find out<3
And I'm glad you dug some of my answers. They're just so true. ;D
Course that doesn't stop me from doing it again sometime.
Hurdidurr.
I LIVE TO TORTURE YOU
*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*