Stolen from  rika Because I had the BALLS TO DO SO!!

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Gimme one reason why I should not ride his cock and I'll ignore it.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Anytime is sexeh time.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left when I'm with my Alby, I'm on a single otherwise.

4. Do you masturbate?
Am I still breathing?

5. How often? Lately?
Yes and yes. Daily.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No one's offered a high enough price yet.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers for one reason: haven't bathed in upwards of decade. Would love to have sex in one, though. Seems like fun.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Not yet. Plan on doing so, though. ;)

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes to watch, yes to observe, no to read. Some of it's DAMN hot.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Sounds too similar to dom/sub. And I'm not into that kind of fetish.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Ummmm..... Noooooo. = <3<3<3<3

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Oh HELLS no.

13. Would you choose love or money?
I'd never give up my Alby for all the money in the world.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Rimming, fingering, and oral. (Vanilla I know)

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Possibly, but I don't remember. You'd think I'd remember something like that.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Bedroom. Only place I had sex.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
See previous answer.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope. And I hope I don't have to.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. And since most strip clubs are for men to see naked ladies, I plan to never go to one except for practical jokes not targeted to me or my bf.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
NEVER. NEVER IN 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 YEARS.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope. And I don't plan to go to a bar or club any time soon. And have sex there.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. Did I forget to mention NO?

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I'm gay, so the answer is obviously YES!!!!

24. What's your sexuality?
See previous question.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Would like to. Sounds like a fun idea.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Again, would like to. Technically sex in a shower/bath counts, though.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ummmm..... I doubt I ever will, considering my bf and I work in different fields, and I don't have a job yet.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
No. Not yet, at least.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Bought something from an online adult store if that counts.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yup. ^^

31. If yes, how many and what are they
One small Seadragon from BD.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes. Me included.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Only had sex with one person, so I'm pretty sure I haven't.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Does texting count? I think it should now-a-days.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Many times. Very arousing, in my opinion.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Ummmm.... I think..... maybe...... yeah. Although all my questions have been answered assuming it doesn't count.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary. I like the ability to kiss my bf while he FUCKS ME SILLY!!!!

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Rimjobs for receiving. Oral for giving.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not yet. Would love to sometime, though.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD!!!