guy confession meme
14 years ago
1.Do you sleep naked?
Half naked sometimes.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
No :U
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone else.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Hellz to the no.
5. Are you a manly man?
As manly as they come.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Dunno. Art teacher or mom most likely.
7. Small or large package?
Huge.
8. Are you short?
Average I suppose.
9. Do you like somebody?
Yep.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
Lol no.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
If I'm goin out yeah.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
No.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Yes : D
14. Are you double jointed?
Idk. I don't think so.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Hanging over the edge of a metal bar most likely.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Apparently I'm a lesbian.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yeah.
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
I dunno.
[ ] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater. (Secretly though.)
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[X] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[x] I own a Spice Girls CD. (DONT JUDGE ME)
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Girls are confusing. (I'd love to have a girl tell me I don't know anything about being a lady c:)
[x] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Black with cyan stripes on top.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Ew girls.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Yes! Damn woman.
4. What's one thing a girl or guy can do to make you like them?
Make me smile.
5. Do you have a best friend?
SURE DO, MR.LOVETHECOCK
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Does a phalloplasty count?
8. Do you like your life?
I guess yeah.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
I'd never have a girlfriend.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yes, and I was unwillingly thrown into one while clothed as well!
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Guys.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yeah.
15. What are your biggest fears?
Being alone, things being close to my neck, losing my best friend.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Often.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Every day.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yahur.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
EW no.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Nope.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Men
Preppy or Punk?
Men
Face or Body?
Men
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Men
Sweet or sexy?
Men
Armani or Abercrombie?
Men
Contacts or glasses?
Men
Half naked sometimes.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
No :U
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone else.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Hellz to the no.
5. Are you a manly man?
As manly as they come.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Dunno. Art teacher or mom most likely.
7. Small or large package?
Huge.
8. Are you short?
Average I suppose.
9. Do you like somebody?
Yep.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
Lol no.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
If I'm goin out yeah.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
No.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Yes : D
14. Are you double jointed?
Idk. I don't think so.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Hanging over the edge of a metal bar most likely.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Apparently I'm a lesbian.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yeah.
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
I dunno.
[ ] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater. (Secretly though.)
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[X] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[x] I own a Spice Girls CD. (DONT JUDGE ME)
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Girls are confusing. (I'd love to have a girl tell me I don't know anything about being a lady c:)
[x] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Black with cyan stripes on top.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Ew girls.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Yes! Damn woman.
4. What's one thing a girl or guy can do to make you like them?
Make me smile.
5. Do you have a best friend?
SURE DO, MR.LOVETHECOCK
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Does a phalloplasty count?
8. Do you like your life?
I guess yeah.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
I'd never have a girlfriend.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yes, and I was unwillingly thrown into one while clothed as well!
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Guys.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yeah.
15. What are your biggest fears?
Being alone, things being close to my neck, losing my best friend.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Often.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Every day.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yahur.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
EW no.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Nope.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Men
Preppy or Punk?
Men
Face or Body?
Men
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Men
Sweet or sexy?
Men
Armani or Abercrombie?
Men
Contacts or glasses?
Men
ShinyCoelacanth
~shinycoelacanth
Manly men hug their mums 24/7 mmhm
Snitchilla
~snitchilla
OP
You know it.
Touei
~touei
Mind if I steal? :3
Snitchilla
~snitchilla
OP
have at it : D
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