Me:Its nice to meet you
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CB:Nice to meet you too. How old are you?

Me:15.

CB:Really, I doubt it.

Me:Well I was born when the McLaren F1 was made.

CB:You're just a big calcuculator and you KNOW it.

Me:Push my buttons please.

CB:What is the definition of mean.

Me:I don't know, sorry.

CB:TV company?

Me:No. I mean I don't know the definition on mean.

CB:Yes you do, you were in a car crash and your memory card got destroyed

Me:I don't have a memory card. I have a hard disk drive.

CB:Maybe you should get one.

Me:What are you?

CB:An artist.

You should really experience it.
My apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Me:Sorry but I don't think bringing a husky into your apartment is a good idea.

CB:You're completely useless for me now.

Me:You sound like a rapist.

CB:No.

Me:I am farting.

CB:Who are you?

Me:Wario.

CB:That doesn't make any sense so now I know you're lying.

Me:You don't make any sense either.