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Sex meme (Wide Grin)
15 years ago
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My Realm is Evolving..
Why not though mine is going to be more of masturbation sense..
Keep that in mind.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yep, do you want to see my list?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
For me it mostly is at night because you can forget about the day. However if the moment is there why would I pass it up?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Closest to the window which for me in the right side though I always end up somehow in the middle.
4. Do you masturbate?
Let me see, unless my head just hit the pavement yesterday I'm pretty confident I've done it more the "Once" in my life.
5. How often? Lately?
(Blush) actually had a big one this morning because I felt like edging. My record is a dozen straight though after six it went numb (True story to those who have heard it)
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Why would I? What's the point?
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers mostly though I like to jump in the spa but even that is getting rare now.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, I've masturbated in the shower multiple times and usually do it to continue my orgasms which are more intense if I stand and rest by back against the wall ;)
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Mostly watch simply because there is only so much reading I can do before my eyes lose focus and anyway seeing it is much easier to get off on (Blush)
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Dunno I'll let you know when I find out but I hope it'll be a little of both because I think everybody has a little of both in them.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
To short answer this, yes, yes I do, I mean it is natural though my list of people I truly love is small and I intend to keep it that way.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Sadly no, though I hope to change it soon especially locally.
13. Would you choose love or money?
In my mind the one thing that lasts longest of all is love which no money can ever touch and I am a huge advocate for it especially those who know me.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
*Blush* Teasing (Drives me wild) Edging (I love to do it when I can to prolong the stimulation and orgasm intensity) hands free orgasms (They are the single most intense thing next to sticking a vibrator toy on your sensitive cockhead or deep on your prostate when you're edging) Foreplay (Need I say more when somebody is feeling you up in bed ;) )
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
They'd better not or they'll be my next silver platter meal (Bears teeth)
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In the mountains of Washington at a cabin located in the woods outside of Leavenwroth Washington. (God that was a night not to forget)
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Probably on my high school's bus though I never did reach orgasm.. The next one would have to be in an office area at my brother's dad's house in Berea with his dad just getting home at four in the morning.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes (Masturbation)
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes I have.. It was the Diamond Club in Cleveland Ohio one of the nicer strip places in the city. I got the knit cap from it. (It was a girl's joint though I did see a couple lesbians there ;) ) Next on my list is boys ;)
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Are you kidding? Really? I've been in my share of them but never have had the experience though it sounds fun :)
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No way because I'd be the one doing the kicking.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, and BTW, most of these are beer places where you want to be seen.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, but I'll be damned if that trend doesn't last (The no part ;) )
24. Sexual orientation?
Bisexual (seriously, it is a real orientation LGBT)
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Surprisingly no though I've never had the chance to do it with anybody I'm familiar with.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah, It was in Berea at a Marriott Residence we were staying in as a temp home until the power came back on down here in Houston after Ike. It was my most intense masturbation session I can remember because I had a crush on my brother's new girlfriend at the time and I was damn horny thinking about her my orgasm cries got so loud I wondered if anybody walking outside at the time heard me (Blush)
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ha ha, I wouldn't dare take the chance though it nearly happened at my last job I had the day I walked off of it to go do some exploring in an empty mall ;)
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep, I've been to Bizarre Bizarre which is a unique specialty store in South Houston off of Fuqua and I 45 South which has a section dedicated to adult type wear and products.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No, but i hope the person I meet has some vibrator toys we can both play with at some point ;)
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No, and honestly I'd rather meet somebody who already owned a few toys so that way I could save my money ;)
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
See above ^^
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
(Blushes like mad) You know I don't reveal such things however, yeah probably ;)
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Christ, hang me if I do, though nobody is perfect.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No... Though i'd really love to do it since it is a big turn on for me to watch people idly play with themselves while they talk on the phone (Stirs a semi erection *Blush* )
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Oh dear me.. Does also texting on a cell phone count? *Blushes*
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
I'm no rocket scientist but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night..
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
For me the list is is long but I tend to like jerking oneself off while being fucked or having the partner jerk you off while they are fucking you.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
For me what really gets me off is teasing, hands up without a doubt teasing
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, not even a one.. Pretty sad isn't it?
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Depends on who has the courage to do it.. Any takers?
Keep that in mind.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yep, do you want to see my list?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
For me it mostly is at night because you can forget about the day. However if the moment is there why would I pass it up?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Closest to the window which for me in the right side though I always end up somehow in the middle.
4. Do you masturbate?
Let me see, unless my head just hit the pavement yesterday I'm pretty confident I've done it more the "Once" in my life.
5. How often? Lately?
(Blush) actually had a big one this morning because I felt like edging. My record is a dozen straight though after six it went numb (True story to those who have heard it)
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Why would I? What's the point?
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers mostly though I like to jump in the spa but even that is getting rare now.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, I've masturbated in the shower multiple times and usually do it to continue my orgasms which are more intense if I stand and rest by back against the wall ;)
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Mostly watch simply because there is only so much reading I can do before my eyes lose focus and anyway seeing it is much easier to get off on (Blush)
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Dunno I'll let you know when I find out but I hope it'll be a little of both because I think everybody has a little of both in them.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
To short answer this, yes, yes I do, I mean it is natural though my list of people I truly love is small and I intend to keep it that way.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Sadly no, though I hope to change it soon especially locally.
13. Would you choose love or money?
In my mind the one thing that lasts longest of all is love which no money can ever touch and I am a huge advocate for it especially those who know me.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
*Blush* Teasing (Drives me wild) Edging (I love to do it when I can to prolong the stimulation and orgasm intensity) hands free orgasms (They are the single most intense thing next to sticking a vibrator toy on your sensitive cockhead or deep on your prostate when you're edging) Foreplay (Need I say more when somebody is feeling you up in bed ;) )
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
They'd better not or they'll be my next silver platter meal (Bears teeth)
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In the mountains of Washington at a cabin located in the woods outside of Leavenwroth Washington. (God that was a night not to forget)
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Probably on my high school's bus though I never did reach orgasm.. The next one would have to be in an office area at my brother's dad's house in Berea with his dad just getting home at four in the morning.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes (Masturbation)
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes I have.. It was the Diamond Club in Cleveland Ohio one of the nicer strip places in the city. I got the knit cap from it. (It was a girl's joint though I did see a couple lesbians there ;) ) Next on my list is boys ;)
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Are you kidding? Really? I've been in my share of them but never have had the experience though it sounds fun :)
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No way because I'd be the one doing the kicking.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, and BTW, most of these are beer places where you want to be seen.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, but I'll be damned if that trend doesn't last (The no part ;) )
24. Sexual orientation?
Bisexual (seriously, it is a real orientation LGBT)
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Surprisingly no though I've never had the chance to do it with anybody I'm familiar with.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah, It was in Berea at a Marriott Residence we were staying in as a temp home until the power came back on down here in Houston after Ike. It was my most intense masturbation session I can remember because I had a crush on my brother's new girlfriend at the time and I was damn horny thinking about her my orgasm cries got so loud I wondered if anybody walking outside at the time heard me (Blush)
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ha ha, I wouldn't dare take the chance though it nearly happened at my last job I had the day I walked off of it to go do some exploring in an empty mall ;)
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep, I've been to Bizarre Bizarre which is a unique specialty store in South Houston off of Fuqua and I 45 South which has a section dedicated to adult type wear and products.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No, but i hope the person I meet has some vibrator toys we can both play with at some point ;)
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No, and honestly I'd rather meet somebody who already owned a few toys so that way I could save my money ;)
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
See above ^^
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
(Blushes like mad) You know I don't reveal such things however, yeah probably ;)
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Christ, hang me if I do, though nobody is perfect.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No... Though i'd really love to do it since it is a big turn on for me to watch people idly play with themselves while they talk on the phone (Stirs a semi erection *Blush* )
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Oh dear me.. Does also texting on a cell phone count? *Blushes*
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
I'm no rocket scientist but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night..
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
For me the list is is long but I tend to like jerking oneself off while being fucked or having the partner jerk you off while they are fucking you.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
For me what really gets me off is teasing, hands up without a doubt teasing
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, not even a one.. Pretty sad isn't it?
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Depends on who has the courage to do it.. Any takers?
so until then
It's about damn time and after reading my little journal here you've got some catching up to do turkey
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Abso-freaking-lutely!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Why discriminate? If I'm up for it (and I almost always am!), then its the right time
3. Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
The top.
4. Do you masturbate?
Almost daily (sigh)
5. How often? Lately?
see previous answer. And yeah, since I was up at 4 this morning and alone for four hours, I did kill some time alone.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yeah, but not in the way you're thinking.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Depends on what hurtgs and/or what needs the most vigorous cleaning
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Both, though not with the same person or at the same time.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Oh yeah...
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both. Depends on the mood I'm in.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No. Dont know wny of them well enough to say that I do.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Money you can get regardless of how you treat it, but love, that's a whole other ballgame.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
playiong with my partner's feet/toes, having the back of my thighs stroked gently, and wanting to be involved in a threesome.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yeah, but since she;'s on my friends list, I wont say anything more about it.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
standard definition of romantic: On a cruise ship. My definition of romantic: my bedroom
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Either back of cargo van or on weight lifiting bench
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yeah.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
When working on local film shoot, we actually had to go scout some out! Then went back a few more times offg the clock!!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No. Never got kicked out of a bar for any reason, though.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Couple of times.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yeah, WAAAY back when.
24. Sexual orientation?
Bi-curious
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Handjobs only, I'm afraid.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Of course!! That's where the shower and bathtub were!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but would have liked to a few times!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Quite a few.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep, a few things.)
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No, techbnically it belongs to my wife. But I should claim it since I am the one who uses it on her all the time!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A rather plain-jane basic gold colored vibrator she calls "Goldmember".
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Not that I'm aware of.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Yeah, and I was even sober when I did it one time.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yeah. kinda dull really.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I dont think so. Just some good fun dirty talk with my college sweetheart.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Not according to Bill Clinton, so who can say for sure? But yes, I do.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Again, depends on who I'm with and how I'm feeling.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Making and watching a woman orgasm (several times when possible!!)
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, turned down the chance the one and only time I had it, and do regret that choice to this day.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
At least two of the people on my list, I would guess. And they both know who they are!
I didn't say that originally because it depends on the person I guess. I could jerk off every night but then it wouldn't feel as good or as intense if I did.
Hey being bi-curious is ok because at least you understand yourself. How does your wife take it?