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14 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Hmm... yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever bro COME AT ME
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The whole bed.
4. Do you masturbate?
Well, take a look at my favorites. Tell me what you think.
5. How often? Lately?
COME AT ME BRO
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I probably would. Being poor is no fun. Strippers make good money.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yessirrrr
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
UM IDK LIEK MY BFF JILL
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Passive girls can be fun too, though.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love is a funny drug, that one.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
KNOW KNOW? No. At least on my FA list. My messenger list, I know everyone pretty well.
13. Would you choose money or love?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmm... Closeness with the cuddlans, lotsa hot steamy stuff (none of that fake moaning crap, get that shit outta here), aaaaaaaaand um.... scented oils. Awwww right.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
AHAHA BAD QUESTION.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a tent.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Uhhh, probably. My last partner wasn't exactly subtle.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, a looooooong time ago. (haaa I was only 14)
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. Probably never will.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes. No details, just yes.
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Where do you think a shower belongs?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Hahaaaaa nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep. First time I ever went into one, I was 14. Gotta love that facial hair, man. Makes me not only FEEL MANLY, BUT BE TREATED MANLY TOO. AHAHAHAHA /powertrip
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Bought a porno and a magazine once.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I can make a fleshlight out of a rubber glove and a washcloth.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
1, see above.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably, assuming they weren't deleted.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yessir. One of my favored past-times.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hmm.... Gotta dig that '1001 ways to please a woman' book again.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uhh.... sex?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this
IDK MY BFF JILL
(plus the two of you that already did)
Hmm... yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever bro COME AT ME
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The whole bed.
4. Do you masturbate?
Well, take a look at my favorites. Tell me what you think.
5. How often? Lately?
COME AT ME BRO
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I probably would. Being poor is no fun. Strippers make good money.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yessirrrr
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
UM IDK LIEK MY BFF JILL
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Passive girls can be fun too, though.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love is a funny drug, that one.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
KNOW KNOW? No. At least on my FA list. My messenger list, I know everyone pretty well.
13. Would you choose money or love?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmm... Closeness with the cuddlans, lotsa hot steamy stuff (none of that fake moaning crap, get that shit outta here), aaaaaaaaand um.... scented oils. Awwww right.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
AHAHA BAD QUESTION.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a tent.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Uhhh, probably. My last partner wasn't exactly subtle.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, a looooooong time ago. (haaa I was only 14)
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. Probably never will.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes. No details, just yes.
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Where do you think a shower belongs?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Hahaaaaa nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep. First time I ever went into one, I was 14. Gotta love that facial hair, man. Makes me not only FEEL MANLY, BUT BE TREATED MANLY TOO. AHAHAHAHA /powertrip
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Bought a porno and a magazine once.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I can make a fleshlight out of a rubber glove and a washcloth.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
1, see above.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably, assuming they weren't deleted.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yessir. One of my favored past-times.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hmm.... Gotta dig that '1001 ways to please a woman' book again.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uhh.... sex?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this
IDK MY BFF JILL
(plus the two of you that already did)
