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ultimate furry character
14 years ago
Right before blissfully drifting off to sleep my brain was firing away like it usually does... about stupid shit... like usual.
Anyway, this conversation took place:
Me: *suddenly starts laughing in the darkness*
Jayson: *I-want-to-be-sleeping-silence*
Me: *giggles excessively, probably slightly alarmingly* I have the ultimate furry character!
Jayson: ...
Me: An anthropomorphic dog cock. With a horse dick.
Jayson: ...wait, what?
Me: An anthropomorphic dog penis, who also has a penis, which is a horse cock.
Jayson: That's just silly. *more I-want-to-be-asleep silence*
and now we're here, everyone.
anthropomorphic canine phallus. with a horse cock.
Anyway, this conversation took place:
Me: *suddenly starts laughing in the darkness*
Jayson: *I-want-to-be-sleeping-silence*
Me: *giggles excessively, probably slightly alarmingly* I have the ultimate furry character!
Jayson: ...
Me: An anthropomorphic dog cock. With a horse dick.
Jayson: ...wait, what?
Me: An anthropomorphic dog penis, who also has a penis, which is a horse cock.
Jayson: That's just silly. *more I-want-to-be-asleep silence*
and now we're here, everyone.
anthropomorphic canine phallus. with a horse cock.
I hate you.
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Sleepy thoughts can be some of the most amusingly absurd. I also thought of having a "horse cock" where instead of a penis a man has a stock photo of a horse instead. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. It's so dumb but that image amuses me. D:
I drew a pic once of an arm comming out of an ass. Then some strange midgit creature with fish eyes and a thumb for a dong.