1. Is there anyone on your Watch list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, but I'm not saying who or how many.
Let that keep some of you awake nights in a horrified panic.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Why limit oneself?

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All of it.
No, really. I move around a LOT in my sleep, I even flip ends on occasion.

4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.

5. How often? Lately?
Not as much as a used to, which was rare enough as it was.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I'm sure there are those who would pay me to keep my clothes on.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I've had a really neat shower-grope-wash-rawr time, which came damned close to sex.
Tried hot-tub, does that count (not a good idea, btw)?

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I prefer gay porn, because it has kissing & foreplay & after-sex cuddling. Also some hentai, because the guys go down on girls in hentai.
Regular porn I can't stand.
P.S.Take off your goddamned shoes, bitch!

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both.
Just not both at the same time; no passive-agressive, k thx bai.

11. Do you love someone on your Watch list?
Quite a few of them.
Did you mean a specific kind of love, or what?

12. Do you know all the people on your Watch list?
No.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmmm. Love me some oral. Love to play with penor. A little BDSM is nice.
Most important: a sense of humor. That's 4, I know, shaddap.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
...Maybe? Not sure I understand the question.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Bed. Pretty vanilla, huh?

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
An open-air hot-tub at a resort (well, that was an attempt, does it count?).

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not been caught, yet.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Hell, no.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
There have been attempts.
Usually from guys with a severe case of beer-goggles close to closing time.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Kissed, yes. Motorboated, yes. Sex, while in the same bed, yes.
Sex with a girl? No.

24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual, but the Kinsey scale has been shifting as I age.
I've recently determined I'm an above-the-waist lesbian.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No but I sooooooooooo wanna!! At least let me play with your cock, guys! Geeez!

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
We're gonna need a bigger bathroom.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ugh. No.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Several times.
(Hi, Ace!)

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes. Poor jelly vibe is old & degrading.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
The only one that I use on myself is an old jelly vibe.
I have a very large (but functional) buttplug that I display in my bathroom cabinets to terrify nosy-ass people.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Not yet. But I want some done, for self-references.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
At the same time? No.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes. Very unfulfilling.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Ages ago, before I realized I had better things to do than than help unimaginative people masturbate.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yes.
I wish I didn't have a super-sensitive gag-reflex, I'd like to give as good as I get.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy style.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Foreplay.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I imagine I'm probably one of the last.