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Sex Meme 8D
14 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Of course, I tend to date friends more than random strangers, and beyond that, i'm sure everyone has fantasies about friends
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
It's less about the time of day, and more about the overall mood. That said, evenings tend to work out the best
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I usually sleep on the left side, when side by side... but really
4. Do you masturbate?
I'm pretty sure everyone does
5. How often? Lately?
When the mood hits and certain needs need sating. I'd need to know what you define "Lately" as :B
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, i almost always feel better after a nice hot shower.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, and it's a great feeling
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Posted on FA... need i say more?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like fighting for who's on top. There's an extra spark to the moment <.<
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
It depends on the kind of love, i mean... i have a different kind of love for many a friends :B
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know most of them in that i've talked to them, but really, i've only met maybe half in person
13. Would you choose love or money?
Why can't i have both? I mean, is there some unwritten rule that you have to be broke to truly love someone? That said, love over money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Power struggle, light biting/"proper" use of teeth and a little bit of a thing for leather o.o
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yep, and she's been forever shut out from my life
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On a coffee table in the aftermath of a house party <.< most awkward wake-up ever
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Close calls, but never caught
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Isn't it a right-of-passage for all of age guy friends to take a guy to a strip-club for their birthday at some point?
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope, never go to the bar with the intention of hooking up.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Not yet, and hopefully i never bare that mark of shame :B
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
i wouldn't count it as a pickup, seeing as i knew them already, and we'd had a history
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Been kissed, not sexed
24. What's your sexuality?
I'm straight by record, bi by attitude... if that makes sense. If i find someone who makes me happy, gender is a non-issue :B
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I still feel bad for the staff :B
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
A shower is in the bathroom... enough said <.<
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I don't think either job would really let me get away with it... though with the pirate gig, there's been plenty of propositioning...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep, mostly for shits and giggles
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Fuzzy handcuffs were purchased to be used on me... does that count?
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
... I refuse to confirm nor deny the existence of said material.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I haven't made that mistake just yet... <.<
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Sadly no... it's one of the things i should get around to at one point.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
With and without webcam
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I think it half-counts, unless it's taken all the way. If someone doesn't finish with oral, it's only half an encounter D< <.< i mean... yes, yes it does
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy style, face to face, holding my partner up... especially in the shower (i have yet to find the proper name for this position), Or reverse cowgirl when the power-struggle has been lost
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uh... *blinks*
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I've come to the conclusion that it's a little over-rated... takes a ton of effort to please just one person o.o
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Uh... *shrugs* whoever feels open enough to share?
Of course, I tend to date friends more than random strangers, and beyond that, i'm sure everyone has fantasies about friends
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
It's less about the time of day, and more about the overall mood. That said, evenings tend to work out the best
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I usually sleep on the left side, when side by side... but really
4. Do you masturbate?
I'm pretty sure everyone does
5. How often? Lately?
When the mood hits and certain needs need sating. I'd need to know what you define "Lately" as :B
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, i almost always feel better after a nice hot shower.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, and it's a great feeling
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Posted on FA... need i say more?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like fighting for who's on top. There's an extra spark to the moment <.<
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
It depends on the kind of love, i mean... i have a different kind of love for many a friends :B
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know most of them in that i've talked to them, but really, i've only met maybe half in person
13. Would you choose love or money?
Why can't i have both? I mean, is there some unwritten rule that you have to be broke to truly love someone? That said, love over money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Power struggle, light biting/"proper" use of teeth and a little bit of a thing for leather o.o
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yep, and she's been forever shut out from my life
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On a coffee table in the aftermath of a house party <.< most awkward wake-up ever
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Close calls, but never caught
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Isn't it a right-of-passage for all of age guy friends to take a guy to a strip-club for their birthday at some point?
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope, never go to the bar with the intention of hooking up.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Not yet, and hopefully i never bare that mark of shame :B
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
i wouldn't count it as a pickup, seeing as i knew them already, and we'd had a history
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Been kissed, not sexed
24. What's your sexuality?
I'm straight by record, bi by attitude... if that makes sense. If i find someone who makes me happy, gender is a non-issue :B
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I still feel bad for the staff :B
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
A shower is in the bathroom... enough said <.<
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I don't think either job would really let me get away with it... though with the pirate gig, there's been plenty of propositioning...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep, mostly for shits and giggles
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Fuzzy handcuffs were purchased to be used on me... does that count?
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
... I refuse to confirm nor deny the existence of said material.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I haven't made that mistake just yet... <.<
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Sadly no... it's one of the things i should get around to at one point.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
With and without webcam
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I think it half-counts, unless it's taken all the way. If someone doesn't finish with oral, it's only half an encounter D< <.< i mean... yes, yes it does
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy style, face to face, holding my partner up... especially in the shower (i have yet to find the proper name for this position), Or reverse cowgirl when the power-struggle has been lost
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uh... *blinks*
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I've come to the conclusion that it's a little over-rated... takes a ton of effort to please just one person o.o
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Uh... *shrugs* whoever feels open enough to share?
