RANDOM CRAP
eh i havent much update on crap here lulz, its been awhile since i actually posted something here, ok anyways, how you guys been? :T im not here often to check stuff out, to be honest. so i properly missed some stuff here.

my weekend was good, i went to Disneyland, was fun and all heh wished i took  DragonsloverIKMH09 with me <3 but i saw her in sunday for our anniversary heh, was fun being with her for the whole day :P


WEIRD MEME CRAP

since wanted me to do this weird sex meme but a Ike version so i tried my best lulz xP i had fun on it C:

warning this meme mentions girls, if your weirdo that doesnt like girls then gtfo, seriously <<

this is Ike lulz from a game called Fire Emblem http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/125/ikey.jpg
this is his werewolf form (not official) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4894669

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
whats that? :U i only have sex with the one im with ugh >:T

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
depands if she wants too or night when i turn into a werewolf he he..

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the left side

4. Do you masturbate?
well yeah, doesnt every guy or women do? i usually do it when i think of boobs or girls heh :P

5. How often? Lately?
about 2 times a day

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
nope only if girls want me too

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
shower

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
yup, it was weird, but good

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
i seen it heh, watch girls getting their freak on, in front of my face before C:

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
i want someone passive, im usually the aggressive one, but girls love it <3

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
no

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
my friends? or what? i have friends

13. Would you choose love or money?
uh love i guess

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
hmm.. big boobies, a subby girl,and a kisser

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
noo

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
i guess in her room? :T

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
outside in the forest lulz

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
yeah i had, wasnt fun << I got my ass kicked for it ;_____;

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
fuck yeah, watching them girls, omg >:3

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
i flirt here and there

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
yes, i grabbed some chick's boobs and she slapped me >:T

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
nooo

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
uh no, im stairght

24.Sexual orientation?
heterosexual duh! i only get turn on by girls and their tasty body parts

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
no

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
in her bathroom yeah :P

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
i dont work, i guess leading an army is work? so yeah i had with a few girls

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
maybe

29. Bought something from an adult store?
nope, i guess lube, hey i like my girls wet lulz xP

30. Do you own any sex toys?
ewww no but girls had used my sword's hilt and shaft as one o3o

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
eh?

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
no but i have naughty pics of girls

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
maybe?

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
i dont use phone, i have sex them direcrtly


35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
no,

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
i think they are the same. i guess its a warm up for the real sex?

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
me doing on all the job while shes enjoying it heh and me being ruff on her too <3 she pleads for more. >:P

38. What's your favorite sex act?
it has to be eatting out the girl, they have tasty juices P: i love their moans they give me and me getting sucked by her, gotta love her little tounge playing she does, mmmm P:<

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
no, one guy and 10000000 girls would be hard work D:

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
anyone thats not a fucktard

ok thats it lulz

*[Edit, 2025 Me: Ok this is the most cringiest Journal I ever wrote, wtf. I’m leaving this up so anyone wants to see how weird I was back then go ahead!]*