FA+
Shop
"I didn't mean to kick you in the testies."
14 years ago
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF NIBBLER: So, today I was walking home from school and a guy who's been bullying me lately ran up infront of me with one of his buddies and was yelling "Squirtle! Squirtle!" at me. (he obviously heard me singing the Pokemon theme song with my friends)
I was sick and tired of him always bothering me, so I tried to kick the little bastard in the shins, but the retard tried to duck and I accidentally kicked him in the gonads instead.
He yelped like a hurt puppy, held his you-know-what like any guy who'd just been kicked there would, and fell to the ground moaning in pain. Yeah, I'm a bitch, but you know what? He had it coming. I leaned over him a bit to see if he'd hit his head on the cement or anything, which luckily he hadn't, and said sorry.
I told him I didn't mean to kick him where I did, but that I still hoped he'd learned his lesson. He just yelled at me to get away, which I can understand and did, and his friend started laughing like there was no tomarrow. As I walked away, he got up and started complaining about how his "baby-makers" have been hurt and that "it's dangerous piss off emos".
This all happened in a public place. And by public, I mean at an intersection beside a big park. Yeah. And my dad saw it, too. But he didn't react the way I thought he would... My dad pulled up beside me to give me a ride the rest of the way home and told me, and I quote, "If any one ever tries to touch you when you tell them not to or tries to hurt you, I want you to kick them just like that. Because if they do that and you don't give them permission, it's considered assult and you can legally hit them in personal defence." Yeah. My dad is so nice for not grounding me the rest of eternity. <3
So all in all, I feel bad for kicking that jerk in the jewls, but he sure as Hell deserved it.
I was sick and tired of him always bothering me, so I tried to kick the little bastard in the shins, but the retard tried to duck and I accidentally kicked him in the gonads instead.
He yelped like a hurt puppy, held his you-know-what like any guy who'd just been kicked there would, and fell to the ground moaning in pain. Yeah, I'm a bitch, but you know what? He had it coming. I leaned over him a bit to see if he'd hit his head on the cement or anything, which luckily he hadn't, and said sorry.
I told him I didn't mean to kick him where I did, but that I still hoped he'd learned his lesson. He just yelled at me to get away, which I can understand and did, and his friend started laughing like there was no tomarrow. As I walked away, he got up and started complaining about how his "baby-makers" have been hurt and that "it's dangerous piss off emos".
This all happened in a public place. And by public, I mean at an intersection beside a big park. Yeah. And my dad saw it, too. But he didn't react the way I thought he would... My dad pulled up beside me to give me a ride the rest of the way home and told me, and I quote, "If any one ever tries to touch you when you tell them not to or tries to hurt you, I want you to kick them just like that. Because if they do that and you don't give them permission, it's considered assult and you can legally hit them in personal defence." Yeah. My dad is so nice for not grounding me the rest of eternity. <3
So all in all, I feel bad for kicking that jerk in the jewls, but he sure as Hell deserved it.
It actually is considered assault
Good for you! Bullying inst right he deserved it, thought i would of punched him in the face and then triped him and threatened him with a nife kicking him in the balls is just as good
Thats hilarious
I wish I had the balls, to kick a guy in the balls. (and not in an accident way)
i had a similar experiance....cept i got hit thar...by accident..when i did NOTHINGG AAAAAAAAAH
she ninja'd me thar with her foot...
i was like "Hey bree!"
An she was like
"NINJA HIYA!"
an well i pissed blood for a day
C:
X.X
but yea, it was funny XD