shit let's journal mem
14 years ago
From now on, you can’t tell lies, are you ready?
never
Think back eight months ago, were you single?
i think that was right about when my last relationship ended actually
What do you carry with you at all times?
my uh... wallet?
Are you a cuddler?
sorta
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
an ab lounge, lol
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
oh christ i haven't had phone service in months, i can't remember
How are you feeling?
bored enough to do one of these mems
Is something wrong right now?
other than the fact that there isn't more pizza on my plate right now not really
Are you mad at someone?
nah
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
not a ton really
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
delicious thin crust party pizza and the fact that i will have apple pie later
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
everybody counts more than once because i count every time they changed my life so ITS FUCKING INNUMERABLE
Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
oh hell yeah
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
why is the opposite sex specified??
Where is your number one friend on your friends list?
obvious questions
Do you have anyone crushing on you?
ehuehuehuehue
When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
one time they reblogged a comment i made on tumblr to bitch about how absolutely wrong i was an how i'm a terrible person for feeling the way i do about how people think about transfolk but i haven't actually actively spoken to them since the split
Do you sleep with the TV on?
no but i have to have the fan or the air purifier on or something because if i am laying in my bed in a totally silent room i am freaking out and sobbing and wishing someone would hold me it is awful
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
i have, but i don't know if i could wear it well :(
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
almost
Are you jealous of someone right now?
not especially, no
Where is the person you like right now?
enjoying his husbando harem
What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
pizza
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
filling out this application
What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
why is the opposite sex specified??? uh i like a lot of different things
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yeah kinda
Could you handle a long distance relationship?
of course
Could you cry right now?
not on command or anything but yeah it's possible
Are you okay with the life you live?
well i don't do a whole lot but i've been pretty happy lately
Did you enjoy your day today?
it was ok
Do you have a tattoo?
no but it'd be cool if i had one. i don't know what i would get where though so it hasn't really been an active thought.
Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
it would be nice but i don't know if i'd ever actually do it since i'm scared of needles
Ever had a song sang about/for you?
kinda uh
What was the last thing you spent money for?
sour gummy worms and neuro bliss, i walked to the gas station today
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
nobody calls me
Do you call it fall or autumn?
i alternate
11:11… Make a wish?
what
Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
obvious questions
What were you up to at 9pm last night?
that's when i eat
Do you hold grudges?
WHAT I... yes
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
nah, i cap at 32
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
memes that were obviously written by a cisgendered heterosexual
Who was your last text from?
we've already answered this one kids
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yeah
One thing you’re looking forward to?
pie
Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
oh hell yes
Has anyone ever called you sexy?
never sexy always cute
What colour is your camera?
i had a pink one but i lost the charger for it so now i just use my mom's old silver one
Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
no and he won't ever
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
i was better at it when i was on drugs all the time but now i'm not
Are you wasting your time on someone?
no i don't think so
Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
uh i think so
By the way, what is your name?
chan/chanda/chaun/chauncey/the supreme overlord of the universe
Are you currently in a relationship?
yes
Do you give out second chances too easily?
sorta
What color is your favorite hoodie?
you are asking the wrong person considering i own like eighteen hoodies
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
dude i can't even remember the last person i kissed it was years ago
never
Think back eight months ago, were you single?
i think that was right about when my last relationship ended actually
What do you carry with you at all times?
my uh... wallet?
Are you a cuddler?
sorta
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
an ab lounge, lol
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
oh christ i haven't had phone service in months, i can't remember
How are you feeling?
bored enough to do one of these mems
Is something wrong right now?
other than the fact that there isn't more pizza on my plate right now not really
Are you mad at someone?
nah
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
not a ton really
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
delicious thin crust party pizza and the fact that i will have apple pie later
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
everybody counts more than once because i count every time they changed my life so ITS FUCKING INNUMERABLE
Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
oh hell yeah
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
why is the opposite sex specified??
Where is your number one friend on your friends list?
obvious questions
Do you have anyone crushing on you?
ehuehuehuehue
When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
one time they reblogged a comment i made on tumblr to bitch about how absolutely wrong i was an how i'm a terrible person for feeling the way i do about how people think about transfolk but i haven't actually actively spoken to them since the split
Do you sleep with the TV on?
no but i have to have the fan or the air purifier on or something because if i am laying in my bed in a totally silent room i am freaking out and sobbing and wishing someone would hold me it is awful
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
i have, but i don't know if i could wear it well :(
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
almost
Are you jealous of someone right now?
not especially, no
Where is the person you like right now?
enjoying his husbando harem
What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
pizza
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
filling out this application
What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
why is the opposite sex specified??? uh i like a lot of different things
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yeah kinda
Could you handle a long distance relationship?
of course
Could you cry right now?
not on command or anything but yeah it's possible
Are you okay with the life you live?
well i don't do a whole lot but i've been pretty happy lately
Did you enjoy your day today?
it was ok
Do you have a tattoo?
no but it'd be cool if i had one. i don't know what i would get where though so it hasn't really been an active thought.
Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
it would be nice but i don't know if i'd ever actually do it since i'm scared of needles
Ever had a song sang about/for you?
kinda uh
What was the last thing you spent money for?
sour gummy worms and neuro bliss, i walked to the gas station today
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
nobody calls me
Do you call it fall or autumn?
i alternate
11:11… Make a wish?
what
Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
obvious questions
What were you up to at 9pm last night?
that's when i eat
Do you hold grudges?
WHAT I... yes
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
nah, i cap at 32
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
memes that were obviously written by a cisgendered heterosexual
Who was your last text from?
we've already answered this one kids
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yeah
One thing you’re looking forward to?
pie
Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
oh hell yes
Has anyone ever called you sexy?
never sexy always cute
What colour is your camera?
i had a pink one but i lost the charger for it so now i just use my mom's old silver one
Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
no and he won't ever
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
i was better at it when i was on drugs all the time but now i'm not
Are you wasting your time on someone?
no i don't think so
Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
uh i think so
By the way, what is your name?
chan/chanda/chaun/chauncey/the supreme overlord of the universe
Are you currently in a relationship?
yes
Do you give out second chances too easily?
sorta
What color is your favorite hoodie?
you are asking the wrong person considering i own like eighteen hoodies
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
dude i can't even remember the last person i kissed it was years ago
and christ i never got any of that pie