You should be a writer, or something. And publish a book, or something.

"... an interesting entity in itself for it doesn't know its properties as well as being decidely ambiguous to the average creature which knows not of its properties either, other than the simple fact that is is the absence of everything, including a vacuum, therefore it must not exist, but if it does not exist, it is nothing, therefore its very nonexistence defines itself even though it is used as an anachronism daily by so many of the world that don't know the ramifications of what they imply. This is, in fact, the second sentence, the consecutive thought, the subsequent idea to that of nothing at all, and yet, it seems just as empty a concept when read fully to one's self, this sentence has very little meaning at all, but then again, neither does the preceeding one, so why should it, I say? I can fathom the meaning of this long-winded, yet to most of the literature out today, comparatively short work, with comparatively short and quite easily understood sentences that very quickly, plainly, and without any sort of roundabout or tangents made, quickly acheive their purpose, the reason why they exist, which is quite obviously to obfuscate any sort of meaning from the reader, and to couple with said obfuscation, bury it beneath a barely fathomable, headache-inducing, and for lack of better terms, quite large and literal wall of text. In any case, it is nearly time(although in most cases, three sentences is not nearly enough on any topic to warrant even the merest whisper of a breeze upon the ocean of the mind, one that would not cause any affectation to the surface, suggesting the hinting at the tiniest possibility of the most infintesimal thought of such a verbal travesty) to divert from the subject at hand, which was a delightful and poignant paragraph indeed, outlining the wonderful ambiguity of this document and its purpose of that ambiguity (which, as I notice reading through this, has not been touched upon fully, but no matter, the reader has no real pressing need to know, according to my intuition, that is) and have served their purposes well, but not seriously at length, hopefully this sentence may bridge the gap between proper grammar and run-on sentences, whatever that means..."

And it's not nearly finished.