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Sex Meme (Stolen from Sjach)
14 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, because I'm not in the habit of having sex with enemies.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Affirmative. I'm more of a midnight or crack-of-dawn person. I like times of transition.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever side is free- I share it with two other people! My one rule- I will never sleep with a window at my back IF I CAN HELP IT.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yep. And I'm so clinical about it, it's no fun to watch. Been told I make nice noises, though.
5. How often? Lately?
Usually not often. I like to deprive myself. :P The last time I masturbated was . . . good God, a month to the day.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not seen my IRL pics, have we? No, I've never stripped for money.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths. With company.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep. Requires a bit of flexibility, but damn is it hot.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Occasionally, but more for the laughs than the horny. I write it when I'm horny.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Agressive. Truth be told, I want a switch that leans more to the aggressive. I DO have my rough moments.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, but I wonder about why occasionally.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not all of them personally. I'm pretty good about getting a feel for someone before including them in my network. That or I'm their fangirl.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Got enough tools in my life, thanks.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
(Define kink?)
1. Biting/Nibbling/Teeth
2. Scruffing (It's a canine thang.)
3. Dirty Talk (MUST BE DONE WELL, none of this $5 clearance porn B.S.)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, but I hung in there and was happy that I did- my partner's involvement is important to me.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Can't say as I've been romanced a lot. . . but I have to say that there is nothing more romantic than making love when no one plans it- it just happens.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Parking lot outside of a local concert venue. Thank God it's isolated. The only time I've thought "Did that really just happen".
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Never in the act- but post-coitus, yes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. always wanted to, though.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. but I ended up getting it anyway! From the guy my friend was hitting on- that was the most awkward threesome EVER!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope. I'm usually on my best behavior in such places.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
See #20.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes.
24. Sexual orientation?
Pansexual. Damn, does cast iron get me hot! XP
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nah, I care about the movies I see too much. I can have sex at home for free.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. never a public bathroom, though.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Aw, HELL NO.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep. Two of the local stores have seen me so much they know me by preference and candy tastes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep. Usually candy. Hard to get Pop Rocks anywhere else around here.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Mmm-hmm.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
12. A minivibe from Doc Johnson, a Rub My Ducky (for the Lawlz), 9 ft of Japanese Silk Rope, 1 pair furry handcuffs (Black), A jelly vibrating dildo (Also, Doc Johnson), A glass dildo, a butt plug that smells like fruit punch no matter WHAT I do to it, the motor casing from my first vibrator- needs a new sleeve-, Honey Dust, a very well-loved bunny fur, and a "Creamsicle".
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Not that I'm aware of. I used to have a vid of myself deep-thraoting a popsicle, but it got deleted.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Does mixing IRL names and fursonas count?
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, but I have had people hear me orgasm over the phone when I didn't realize my friend was still on the phone.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes. Not lately, though.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Very much so. If it can give you an STD, It's sex.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy and Cowgirl, followed closely by laying on my side with my heel digging into my partner's shoulder. . .
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Rimming- Though I can't say as I get to give it or receive it often. Oral fixation's a BITCH!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Oh, yes. Comes from being in an open relationship with three other people.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Oh, any number of my friends, but prolly Goth.
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Yes, because I'm not in the habit of having sex with enemies.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Affirmative. I'm more of a midnight or crack-of-dawn person. I like times of transition.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever side is free- I share it with two other people! My one rule- I will never sleep with a window at my back IF I CAN HELP IT.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yep. And I'm so clinical about it, it's no fun to watch. Been told I make nice noises, though.
5. How often? Lately?
Usually not often. I like to deprive myself. :P The last time I masturbated was . . . good God, a month to the day.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not seen my IRL pics, have we? No, I've never stripped for money.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths. With company.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep. Requires a bit of flexibility, but damn is it hot.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Occasionally, but more for the laughs than the horny. I write it when I'm horny.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Agressive. Truth be told, I want a switch that leans more to the aggressive. I DO have my rough moments.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, but I wonder about why occasionally.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not all of them personally. I'm pretty good about getting a feel for someone before including them in my network. That or I'm their fangirl.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Got enough tools in my life, thanks.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
(Define kink?)
1. Biting/Nibbling/Teeth
2. Scruffing (It's a canine thang.)
3. Dirty Talk (MUST BE DONE WELL, none of this $5 clearance porn B.S.)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, but I hung in there and was happy that I did- my partner's involvement is important to me.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Can't say as I've been romanced a lot. . . but I have to say that there is nothing more romantic than making love when no one plans it- it just happens.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Parking lot outside of a local concert venue. Thank God it's isolated. The only time I've thought "Did that really just happen".
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Never in the act- but post-coitus, yes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. always wanted to, though.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. but I ended up getting it anyway! From the guy my friend was hitting on- that was the most awkward threesome EVER!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope. I'm usually on my best behavior in such places.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
See #20.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes.
24. Sexual orientation?
Pansexual. Damn, does cast iron get me hot! XP
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nah, I care about the movies I see too much. I can have sex at home for free.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. never a public bathroom, though.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Aw, HELL NO.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep. Two of the local stores have seen me so much they know me by preference and candy tastes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep. Usually candy. Hard to get Pop Rocks anywhere else around here.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Mmm-hmm.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
12. A minivibe from Doc Johnson, a Rub My Ducky (for the Lawlz), 9 ft of Japanese Silk Rope, 1 pair furry handcuffs (Black), A jelly vibrating dildo (Also, Doc Johnson), A glass dildo, a butt plug that smells like fruit punch no matter WHAT I do to it, the motor casing from my first vibrator- needs a new sleeve-, Honey Dust, a very well-loved bunny fur, and a "Creamsicle".
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Not that I'm aware of. I used to have a vid of myself deep-thraoting a popsicle, but it got deleted.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Does mixing IRL names and fursonas count?
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, but I have had people hear me orgasm over the phone when I didn't realize my friend was still on the phone.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes. Not lately, though.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Very much so. If it can give you an STD, It's sex.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy and Cowgirl, followed closely by laying on my side with my heel digging into my partner's shoulder. . .
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Rimming- Though I can't say as I get to give it or receive it often. Oral fixation's a BITCH!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Oh, yes. Comes from being in an open relationship with three other people.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Oh, any number of my friends, but prolly Goth.
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